Christmas Tree Decoration

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Last year I used only red or white baubles on our tree in a precise 50 / 50 split . On top , I cut the centre out of a Christmas star and put in a photo of T C ( other players photos are available ) .

Apart from the fact that they looked fabulous against a Desso Green background , the completed image had exactly the desired effect on all visiting piggies . As a result , I shall most certainly adopt the same approach this year .

Just a thought .

 

[BushBlade]

No pig has crossed my threshold for at least 15 years.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

No pig has crossed my threshold for at least 15 years.

Proof (if ever it was needed) that Santa is a Blade

 

[BushBlade]

Proof (if ever it was needed) that Santa is a Blade

That bloke who wears red and white?

 

[Maidenhead]

A bauble on my tree

 

[Charlieblade]

That bloke who wears red and white?

My sister in law became a pig, just to piss er dad off. He's dead now.

He was a racist, so she married a Jamaican. She divorced him and moved in with a Jew. Both lovely fellas.

 

[BushBlade]

My sister in law became a pig, just to piss er dad off. He's dead now.

He was a racist, so she married a Jamaican. She divorced him and moved in with a Jew. Both lovely fellas.

She appears to be mentally ill then, as well as having a cunt for a dad. Perhaps there’s a connection?

Not sure how to take your winky emoji. I’m part Jewish and I’m a lovely bloke.

 

[Charlieblade]

She appears to be mentally ill then, as well as having a cunt for a dad. Perhaps there’s a connection?

Not sure how to take your winky emoji. I’m part Jewish and I’m a lovely bloke.

She is fine. Her family also fine, even my ex. The deceased not included.

 

[Linz]

Red and white tree at ours... with important additions

 

[mattbianco1]

My sister in law became a pig, just to piss er dad off. He's dead now.

He was a racist, so she married a Jamaican. She divorced him and moved in with a Jew. Both lovely fellas.

But what colour are here baubles?

 

[Charlieblade]

But what colour are here baubles?

All baubles are glittery these days. Sorry it's 11.30 pm here and I'm a bit squiffy.

 

[DifferentClass]

My sister in law became a pig, just to piss er dad off. He's dead now.

He was a racist, so she married a Jamaican. She divorced him and moved in with a Jew. Both lovely fellas.

Why didn't she marry Nick Blackman? Jew and black in one!

 

[Charlieblade]

Why didn't she marry Nick Blackman? Jew and black in one!

She's a pig fan. No explanations needed.

 

[diode_blade]

Just cover ya xmas tree with a pic of Duffy...they will never ever visit you again...........sorry have lost the link to non bouncy duffy xmas tree decoration...

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Last year I used only red or white baubles on our tree in a precise 50 / 50 split . On top , I cut the centre out of a Christmas star and put in a photo of T C ( other players photos are available ) .

Apart from the fact that they looked fabulous against a Desso Green background , the completed image had exactly the desired effect on all visiting piggies . As a result , I shall most certainly adopt the same approach this year .

Just a thought .

You mean you invited them twice Joe? You are going soft in your old age. Let them sing carols on your doorstep then throw some hot coins out of the window to ‘em!

 

[GrayBlade]

No pig has crossed my threshold for at least 15 years.

I was going to ask ‘not even in the form of a bacon buttie‘, but you may have answered that in post 7 BB.

 

[BushBlade]

I was going to ask ‘not even in the form of a bacon buttie‘, but you may have answered that in post 8 BB.

Sorry, forgot about the dead ones. I love all forms; bacon, sausages, ham, pork, etc. I’m Jewish and Irish by heritage but I’m 100% Yorkshire born English.

 

[Radders]

I'm a superstitious type so our tree always has red and white decorations and lights. I don't like how blue lights have become quite common in recent years. What kind of Christmas colour is that!?

 

[YorkBlade]

Sorry, forgot about the dead ones. I love all forms; bacon, sausages, ham, pork, etc. I’m Jewish and Irish by heritage but I’m 100% Yorkshire born English.

So you're Jew...ish

 

[Grappler]

Just on the off chance that any of you haven't got a Christmas Tree yet and want one, B&Q on Queens Road are selling all of theirs off for 2 quid (yes, two quid!).