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THE FUTURE ... AS IT USED TO BE
- Banned
- #31
Good - it's about time we showed some fucking bottle in the transfer market.
And by that, I mean at least 21 years - see Deane, Fjortoft and Borbokis.
O'CONNELL SOLD
Sheffield United Centre Back Jack O'Connell made a shock move to the South Coast this evening as Premier League shitheads Brighton (and not Hove as well) Albion closed the deal which sees the United favourite sign a three year deal. Manager Chris Wilder was unavailable for comment later but was heard screaming into a pillow in his office whilst outside in the car park, Alan Knill offered, "There was nothing we could do, really. If the player wants to go, that's about it."
One Brighton fan on Twitter offered, "What a shower of wankers. First Murphy, then Brooks comes to the South Coast and now O'Connell."
When pressed about the fee, Knill was less revealling. "Mr McCabe has made his own arrangements with Brighton. I will say that we have our eyes on a replacement. Fortunately Eddie Colqhuoun's boots are still with the club and he's coming in for a chat tomorrow."
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