Chris Wilder Sheffield Live TV 19/7/18

[nopigfansintown]

 

[LoughboroBlade]

I’m less than a minute in and not sure I can cope with the budget-Partridge Biggs delivery.

 

[sheffielder]

It’s really weird, because anytime someone changes the subject on him he moves on to his next topic on his list

 

[mattbianco1]

I’m less than a minute in and not sure I can cope with the budget-Partridge Biggs delivery.

He's truly atrocious isn't he.

 

[mattbianco1]

Low budget green screen backdrop too. Looks like somebody has traced wilder

 

[LoughboroBlade]

“Ahead of the programme today, I went through a door to enter the building...not that dissimilar to how you entered Sheffield United is it Chris?”

“On my way here this evening I bought my dinner at a petrol station...not unlike how you bought something new this evening Chris?”

 

[Foxy]

Couple of new windows? On the green screen?

 

[Harry's Game]

I always think they are perched on the top of Park Hill flats. A few minutes with Biggs and I would be ready to jump off.

 

[bromtom]

Low budget green screen backdrop too. Looks like somebody has traced wilder

Think 70's Doctor Who was their inspiration

 

[Harry's Game]

Couple of new windows? On the green screen?

It’s also the wrong way around

 

[flashinblade1889]

I’m less than a minute in and not sure I can cope with the budget-Partridge Biggs delivery.

I wonder if he’s got his big plate

 

[sitwell]

Couple of new windows? On the green screen?

Who moved Kennings garage to the other side of the Howard ? Magid ??

 

[Harry's Game]

Who moved Kennings garage to the other side of the Howard ? Magid ??

See post 10

 

[Foxy]

Who moved Kennings garage to the other side of the Howard ? Magid ??

May's Britain fam.

 

[bladesmanluke]

Are they filming this show in a paralel universe in which, Sheffield has rotated 180 degrees about the y-axis?

 

[Antonb]

On the programme itself, Wilder seems really up for this season. And just as passionate, which is good.

 

[KoppedOff]

AB: So Chris; you,ve made a big signing today...
CW: Yeah, we...
AB: But we’ll get to that in a minute; I really want to talk about Ched Evans.
CW: Well, Cheds been...
AB: But we’ll come to him a bit later. Lets talk about who’s signing next.
CW: Well, you know me Al- I keep things close to...
AB: Scott Hogan?
CW: I’m not naming names...
AB: Sam Gallagher?
CW: Like I said...
AB: Woodburn?
CW: We’re working hard on...
AB: More on that later. So, I know you dont use Twitter, Chris, but every single member of your fanbase think your an idiot for trialling David McGoldrick. What do you think to that?
CW: Er, well, I doubt...
AB: I mean, come on, give me an angry soundbite.
CW: I cant imagine all our fans are...
AB: Well, more on that later. Now tell me Chris- how much fatherly pride did you have for Harry Maguire this last few weeks? I bet you were so proud you cried. Did you cry Chris? Did you weep when he scored?
CW: I never managed him...
AB: We’ll have to come back to that another day, we’re out of time. Join me next week when I brown nose Lee Bullen and forget the Sheffield Sharks captain is also on the show.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

The backdrop looks like the Beastie Boys video Intergalactic. Keep expecting some kind of fucking mutant to go on path of destruction. Hopefully starting at S6.

 

[Pinchy]

Again emphasis on “proper football” and the “right way”, this time from Kevin Gage too. Delighted to hear it.

Take note, Hoofers.

Biggs awful as usual. The smuggest face you’ve ever seen on someone with absolutely nothing to be smug about.

 

[Pinchy]

Join me next week when I brown nose Lee Bullen and forget the Sheffield Sharks captain is also on the show.

He wrote Bullen’s book, “Lee Bullen, Lee Fucking Bullen?”. Great title.

Excellent summary of the interview. It would have been easy to turn it into a Biggs parody but you’ve managed to keep it real.

 

[KoppedOff]

He wrote Bullen’s book, “Lee Bullen, Lee Fucking Bullen?”. Great title.

Excellent summary of the interview. It would have been easy to turn it into a Biggs parody but you’ve managed to keep it real.

The sequel is out for Christmas:

“For Twenty Four Years I’ve Been Banging On About Lee Bullen: Bullen? Bullen? Who The Fucks Lee Bullen?”
By Alan Biggs

 

[Ricky]

The way he tried to suggest a unanimously negative reaction to McGoldrick's trial was amateurish, ignorant, pandering nonsense.

'The fans didn't want him, but you, you know better than these stupid people don't you Chris?'

 

[Iceybabey]

Nowt wrong with looking at McGoldrick tbf. Would be a wise signing as well imo.

 

[Sean Thornton]

AB: So Chris; you,ve made a big signing today...
CW: Yeah, we...
AB: But we’ll get to that in a minute; I really want to talk about Ched Evans.
CW: Well, Cheds been...
AB: But we’ll come to him a bit later. Lets talk about who’s signing next.
CW: Well, you know me Al- I keep things close to...
AB: Scott Hogan?
CW: I’m not naming names...
AB: Sam Gallagher?
CW: Like I said...
AB: Woodburn?
CW: We’re working hard on...
AB: More on that later. So, I know you dont use Twitter, Chris, but every single member of your fanbase think your an idiot for trialling David McGoldrick. What do you think to that?
CW: Er, well, I doubt...
AB: I mean, come on, give me an angry soundbite.
CW: I cant imagine all our fans are...
AB: Well, more on that later. Now tell me Chris- how much fatherly pride did you have for Harry Maguire this last few weeks? I bet you were so proud you cried. Did you cry Chris? Did you weep when he scored?
CW: I never managed him...
AB: We’ll have to come back to that another day, we’re out of time. Join me next week when I brown nose Lee Bullen and forget the Sheffield Sharks captain is also on the show.

"I'm now off to S2 4SU to get the good stuff for my Star column next week. A little bird tells me the Blades might be signing a keeper on loan from a PL club as back up for George Long, who has fought his way back in Chris Wilders plans".

 

[Sean Thornton]

The way he tried to suggest a unanimously negative reaction to McGoldrick's trial was amateurish, ignorant, pandering nonsense.

'The fans didn't want him, but you, you know better than these stupid people don't you Chris?'

He's absolutely gormless. And who cuts his fucking hair?

 

[Slug]

He's absolutely gormless. And who cuts his fucking hair?

Himself, with a knife and fork?

 

[KoppedOff]

He's absolutely gormless. And who cuts his fucking hair?

Lynn does it in the static home while Geordie Michael holds the mirror up. #Cashback

 

[TJB.]

Sheffield Live was a great idea launched very badly. It was then and it is now. They do live streams of their radio broadcasts and it's just two twats in a studio dancing. There's a gardening programme that makes Countryfile look like Trois couleurs: Bleu. They had all the time in the world to get the content right and they fucked it up completely.

I bumped into one of the blokes who worked on Biggs's show and mentioned the terrible green screen. He knew it was shite. It'd look so much better to have a basic, well-lit studio setting rather than persist with that background, but the guy was adamant that this was the look the producer wanted.

I probably shouldn't get so annoyed about it. It's the filmmaking degree talking. But for fucks' sake...

 

[tomtheblade]

Chris Wilder drinking game:

Take a shot everytime he says 'I've said it all along', or 'I've always said it right from the start'

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Chris Wilder drinking game:

Take a shot everytime he says 'I've said it all along', or 'I've always said it right from the start'

Or uses a sporting analogy:

From tee to green
We went toe to toe