Personally, I'm glad to have the Porter Beast (or "The Man Who Made It All Possible" as we started calling him during last season's cup run) confirmed for next year, mainly for the comedy value if I'm honest. Don't think I've seen a Blades player spend more time on his arse in the last ten years. Two of my major highlights of last season were driving to Wembley wearing Porter masks, and Chris's thoughts in interviews--where he repeatedly announced he was at the very peak of his powers. When my younger lad first started coming to games, our comedy gold was Geoff Horsfield, who we actually saw score at MK Dons (in decades to come, hundreds of thousands will claim to have been there that day). The Porter Beast has brought back some great memories for us.
Don't get me wrong, this isn't meant to be snide. Porter tries as hard as anyone, and he has scored us some important goals. Even if some of them might have been accidental, and trying hard is something any of us could do, this is a hell of a lot more than the some of the useless twats who've sullied the shirt in recent years. He's given us some proper hilarity, and won us some proper games. In the third division, that makes him a valued member of the squad for me.
I'm not sure about the Shipperley comparisons: Shipps was much better technically, more versatile, and a whole lot better at reading the game, and being in the right places, than the Porter Beast has ever been. Even after he famously ate too many mince pies over Christmas (copyright Warnock) Shipps was also still probably quicker, or less slow, than the Mighty Chris. But the point about Porter's goals per-minutes-on-the-pitch ratio, last season, is an important one. Subject it to detailed scrutiny, and my guess is it would put our other alleged goal-threats from last year to some serious shame.
As for Davies. Set pieces (tick); back-up for other players (tick); steadying things down a bit and helping us close out games when we're leading with not long left, from the bench (tick). Game-changing investment (cross). Happy, on balance, with that.
As everyone knows, though, and as everyone keeps saying, we need more quality between now and August if we're gonna repay the faith the bookies appear to have in us.