Ched - New Contract?

[Darren]

It's a difficult one. If she consented to it at the time, but then woke up in the morning and thought that it wasn't too great an experience, well that's just tough shit. Decisions have consequences, and you just have to deal with them however unpleasant. If she didn't consent to it at the time, and they went ahead and did it anyway, well that's clearly rape, and he should be banged up and sacked.

Of course there may be mitigating factors in the above (Ie: drink/drugs - and if it's the latter, then that should definitely be on the code of conduct), but we'll have to see what comes out at the trial.

On the basis of what little I know about the case, I would run Ched's defence as follows:

1, Ched, mate and girl get royally pissed.
2. Ched and/or mate say to girl "fancy a 3some"
3. Completely sozzled girl thinks "wow thats hot, yes please"
4. 3some happens
5. Girl wakes up in morning, next to 2 men, with a blinding headaches and has little or no memory of the night before, but it's pretty obvious she has been shagged.
6. Girl thinks,"OMG I would never do this, I must have been raped" and genuinely convinces herself she didn't consent in order to deal with her feelings of guilt/shame etc
7. As girl cannot remember anything about the night before a jury cannot be sure she did not consentr.

 

[madeinsheffield]

I also read she's had a previous case of crying rape(never made it to court), so with that in mind we should wait for this case to get to presenting evidence in a court and what the jury think following the evidence being presented, until then he shouldn't be judged.

 

[judge]

one thing in cheds favour is he doesnt seem to have let it affect him professionaly ,wether that is an indication of his confidence in not being convicted or not is another thing entirely

 

[Rodders]

On the basis of what little I know about the case, I would run Ched's defence as follows:

1, Ched, mate and girl get royally pissed.
2. Ched and/or mate say to girl "fancy a 3some"
3. Completely sozzled girl thinks "wow thats hot, yes please"
4. 3some happens
5. Girl wakes up in morning, next to 2 men, with a blinding headaches and has little or no memory of the night before, but it's pretty obvious she has been shagged.
6. Girl thinks,"OMG I would never do this, I must have been raped" and genuinely convinces herself she didn't consent in order to deal with her feelings of guilt/shame etc
7. As girl cannot remember anything about the night before a jury cannot be sure she did not consentr.

Dazzler, for me the pertinent issue in this whole thread is, and I'm calling on your expertise on this one:

Exactly how many dicks constitute a gang-bang?

 

[Bladesway]

So, according to the pigs Gary Madine = Goal Machine

Ched (with more goals per start) gets limitless slagging on here.

Yes, Wednesday are delusional but equally some Unitedites, having made their minds up, will not change.

FFS Stevie Wonder can see that Ched scores goals that nobody in our team is capable of. Yes, he's not perfect but to continually criticise him is getting tiresome.

He cost £3m and gets paid £20k per week. I cannot for one minute think why anyone would criticise him when he wasn't putting a shift in/scoring regularly. I would also think that at that cost and his wages per week, the very minimum you would expect is for him to bag a few in the third division. Its nothing to do with making minds up or tiresome critisism.

Also, Madine cost fart all and is probably on a fraction of Cheddington. He has scored more league goals this season I believe. So hardly room to call them delusional and him shit.

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Dazzler, for me the pertinent issue in this whole thread is, and I'm calling on your expertise on this one:

Exactly how many dicks constitute a gang-bang?

Go to the top of the class

 

[Grecian2000]

Exactly how many dicks constitute a gang-bang?

Depends on which end of the dick you're on.

 

[Darren]

Dazzler, for me the pertinent issue in this whole thread is, and I'm calling on your expertise on this one:

Exactly how many dicks constitute a gang-bang?

Well, on the basis of my extensive experience, I would say you need a ratio of at least 5 appendages to each lady.

 

[Bladesway]

Well, on the basis of my extensive experience, I would say you need a ratio of at least 5 appendages to each lady.

Thats more than there are holes. I'm not sure I would want to be stood around as a "spare" in that sort of situation.

 

[Grecian2000]

Thats more than there are holes. I'm not sure I would want to be stood around as a "spare" in that sort of situation.

Unless she's got no arms it all adds up to me.

 

[Darren]

Thats more than there are holes. I'm not sure I would want to be stood around as a "spare" in that sort of situation.

You form an orderly queue....

 

[Rodders]

Thats more than there are holes. I'm not sure I would want to be stood around as a "spare" in that sort of situation.

Have you not seen the Sunderland FC roasting video?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Well I'm glad what started off as a serious discussion has been diverted on to it's proper path

 

[raul]

Have you not seen the Sunderland FC roasting video?

To be fair it's a long way for him to nip round to yours these days if he hasn't.

 

[Bladesway]

Have you not seen the Sunderland FC roasting video?

Not wanting to stand there with my dick in my hand, if you excuse the expression.

 

[shorehamview]

Thats more than there are holes. I'm not sure I would want to be stood around as a "spare" in that sort of situation.

If you and at least one mate are hung like Portuguese mice and she's got a conk like Stacy Solomon then you're all in luck.

Nasal sex, also known as "fuck nose".