Ched Evans

[mattbianco1]

Was it ever confirmed what his mystery injury was?
Was rumoured to be "life-altering"

 

[The Fox]

Christ, that’s a hard listen

Peter Ustinov he is not .
Just glad to see he's able to be involved in football and enjoying what he has .

 

[Derek1889]

That season everytime he got ball you just though he's going to score. Didn't look like missing and loosing him ended up costing us promotion

 

[Brian Blessed]

Was it ever confirmed what his mystery injury was?
Was rumoured to be "life-altering"

Worn out cock?

 

[Balham]

Not just because of his off field issues, but he always struck me as a bit of a moron

Morgan to Evans when substituting him off in a behind closed doors match: "Ched, stay warm"

Nobody can then find Ched.

Ched is in his car with the heating cranked up. "You told me to keep warm gaffa"