Championship Stats

[Rusty view]

Thought this link to Twitter may interest a few and shoe how we measure up against the rest of the league in terms of attack and defence.

Enjoy

 

[blade too long]

looks like rain with those isobars

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

My eyes hurt.

 

[DifferentClass]

Quiet attack my arse

 

[blade too long]

Quiet attack my arse

is that an invitation

 

[DifferentClass]

is that an invitation

If you want it to be

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

On a slight tangent, how would you describe your sexual performances...
A) Ineffectual
B) Energetically wasteful
C) Constant threat
D) Languidly clinical





Follow up question, how would your partner describe your sexual performances...
A) Formidable
B) Competent but busy
C) Pushover
D) Avoiding the issue

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Thought this link to Twitter may interest a few and shoe how we measure up against the rest of the league in terms of attack and defence.

Enjoy

Searched www.understandinggraphsfordummies.com but still none the wiser

 

[Aston max]

 

[blade too long]

its the first time Ive seen football stats measured with trifle

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

You've sunk my battleship!

 

[SteveBlade]

Well then

 

[Rusty view]

You miserable lot

 

[ScottBlade]

Show this to any pig that says we've been lucky so far.

We're up there on merit.

 

[Tom Bott]

Searched www.understandinggraphsfordummies.com but still none the wiser

We are in the 'languidly clinical' section, I think that is the take home point.

Whereas the Swill are in the 'mind numbingly, massively mediocre' section, though someone forgot to mark that on.

 

[BushBlade]

Football used to be fun. This is like work.

 

[Bladesman]

Is it t-shirt or coat weather?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Football used to be fun. This is like work.

Would have been better being shown by means of interpretative dance.

 

[Bladebri]

Which one is the plough

 

[Pinchy]

Would have been better being shown by means of interpretative dance.

A simplified version. It explains it all in clear terms. Watch it to the end for the secret of Leon’s goal surge.

 

[8lade]

Another great stat hope we can keep this going for a while longer:
In the last 2 seasons during December (league games only)
United Played 7 won 7 for 14 against 2.