SouthEssexBlade
...for wit and sage wisdom
Really, how can this be?
I've no idea what the away kit looks like, when I can buy the home kit in XXXXXLLL, when Ched might be coming back, when my season ticket is going to arrive, how many we've sold, what price the balti pies have gone up to, when the new striker will arrive, what alloys he's got, where Harry might end up . . .
I'm a nervous fucking wreck and the seasons only 4 weeks away.
Not trying to increase your stress levels or anything, but you forgot the rumoured pink third kit!

