Center Parcs Sherwood

[Billyblade]

No, no, no. The mother is a blade, the wife isn't.

The rest of my immediate family is either a) in South Africa, or b) no longer with us

So, String, sit down and let's talk about why you are shagging your Mother's Wife

 

[shorehamview]

This wasn't supposed to be so complicated.

2 Blades watching the match inviting other Blades to watch the match too, have a beer, talk nonsense etc.....

Now I'm part of a polyamorous incestuous Mormon family that likes swinging.

Sheesh, this place

Well, who are we to deny you your pleasure, however sordid it is.

You dirty little rascal.

 

[shorehamview]

Do Center Parcs allow dogs in?

Don’t google “knotting”. Really, don’t.

 

[NotTheSharpest]

Don’t google “knotting”. Really, don’t.

Are you telling him to get knotted?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Do Center Parcs allow dogs in?

Do you even know what dogging is Sean Thornton ?

It doesn’t involve dogs .... at least not the meetings I go to.

 

[ElephantBlade]

This wasn't supposed to be so complicated.

2 Blades watching the match inviting other Blades to watch the match too, have a beer, talk nonsense etc.....

Now I'm part of a polyamorous incestuous Mormon family that likes swinging.

Sheesh, this place

And that's why we love this forum!!!

 

[blade too long]

Slightly off the mark there btl:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spion_Kop,_Nottinghamshire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spion_Kop_(stadiums)

I know ,
the bit about robin loxley is 100 per cent true though , their bookings still on Trivagos books

 

[Bill Johnson]

Any limit to the type of activity on offer?
Just asking for my mate Fister O'Rimmer.

 

[Blades80]

How many loyalty points do I need to get in the bar and can I bring my cat?

 

[Bladebri]

Will we be counted in the attendance

 

[stringjunior]

Let the swinging begin

 

[stringjunior]

Will we be counted in the attendance

Absolutely

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Let the swinging begin

Scenes!
Got pyro with you?

 

[shorehamview]

Let the swinging begin

You’ll all be swinging off the poles later, you mucky buggers.

 

[stringjunior]

Scenes!
Got pyro with you?

No pyro no party