Center Parcs Sherwood

[stringjunior]

Anybody want to join @mrsstringsenior and I in the sports bar tomorrow evening to watch the game will be most welcome.

It will probably be useful if you're currently on holiday here to begin with.

#notreallyaholidayplug

 

[Whiston Blade]

Anybody want to join @mrsstringsenior and I in the sports bar tomorrow evening to watch the game will be most welcome.

It will probably be useful if you're currently on holiday here to begin with.

#notreallyaholidayplug

Car keys in the glass bowl on arrival?

 

[Davalon]

Anybody want to join @mrsstringsenior and I in the sports bar tomorrow evening to watch the game will be most welcome.

It will probably be useful if you're currently on holiday here to begin with.

#notreallyaholidayplug

Polyamorous.

 

[stringjunior]

TomJonesBlade Davalon S12 Blade Seans1889

You sick bastards @mrsstringsenior is my 72 year old mother.

Now, if I'd said @mrsstringjunior.......

 

[Whiston Blade]

TomJonesBlade Davalon S12 Blade Seans1889

You sick bastards @mrsstringsenior is my 72 year old mother.

Now, if I'd said @mrsstringjunior.......

Oh ok. So, keys in the glass bowl on arrival?

 

[TJB.]

TomJonesBlade Davalon S12 Blade Seans1889

You sick bastards @mrsstringsenior is my 72 year old mother.

Now, if I'd said @mrsstringjunior.......

Nobody is judging you, String. We're all friends here.

Just some are a bit closer than others, apparently.

 

[Davalon]

TomJonesBlade Davalon S12 Blade Seans1889

You sick bastards @mrsstringsenior is my 72 year old mother.

Now, if I'd said @mrsstringjunior.......

No ageism at Chez Davalon mate.

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle

 

[stringjunior]

No ageism at Chez Davalon mate.

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle

*pukes*

 

[stringjunior]

Oh ok. So, keys in the glass bowl on arrival?

No. Strictly mine. She supports that other lot by the way

 

[Sean Thornton]

No. Strictly mine. She supports that other lot by the way

*pukes*

 

[stringjunior]

*pukes*

Well played sir

 

[BigBed]

Just the thought of going to Mansfield on holiday is enough to make you "puke"!!

 

[silver blade]

TomJonesBlade Davalon S12 Blade Seans1889

You sick bastards @mrsstringsenior is my 72 year old mother.

Now, if I'd said @mrsstringjunior.......

I'm 70 this year and get chat up on a regular basis there's lots of widows divorcees and women whose husbands have let themselves go or can no longer perform out there, not saying you're mum is one them

 

[Tezza1889]

This is heading for NSFW ....

Pig n truffle Foxy ?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Oh ok. So, keys in the glass bowl on arrival?

Think it's teeth in the glass bowl.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

No ageism at Chez Davalon mate.

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle

I'm 70 this year and get chat up on a regular basis there's lots of widows divorcees and women whose husbands have let themselves go or can no longer perform out there, not saying you're mum is one them

 

[Billyblade]

Sit down String and lets have a little chat about you going on holiday with your Mother

 

[BladeInIreland]

I’ll need to fly in, but I’ll bring my keys.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Would it be cheating to bring several sets of keys and only claim them as mine when a fit pensioner is on offer?

Supplemental question. Are there only geriatrics available at this swingers holiday?

 

[stringjunior]

Sit down String and lets have a little chat about you going on holiday with your Mother

..... And my wife and kids and wife's sister and her family.

 

[Billyblade]

..... And my wife and kids and wife's sister and her family.

Sit down String and let's have a chat about why there is only your Wednesday supporting Mother, out of all your immediate family, that wants to go for a drink with you?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

..... And my wife and kids and wife's sister and her family.

Managed to rope in the wifes sister?

Nice.

 

[blade too long]

Werent Robin Loxley and Marian Fitzwater the first couple at centre parcs,

They stayed in oak lodge

Theres a village nearby named after our Spion Kop

 

[shorehamview]

..... And my wife and kids and wife's sister and her family.

Blimey, once you get the kids in the kiddy club for the day you’re going to be busy.











Cycling, swimming, tennis, all that palaver.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Werent Robin Loxley and Marian Fitzwater the first couple at centre parcs,

They stayed in oak lodge

Theres a village nearby named after our Spion Kop

Slightly off the mark there btl:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spion_Kop,_Nottinghamshire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spion_Kop_(stadiums)

 

[The Crab]

Managed to rope in the wifes sister?

Nice.

 

[stringjunior]

Sit down String and let's have a chat about why there is only your Wednesday supporting Mother, out of all your immediate family, that wants to go for a drink with you?

No, no, no. The mother is a blade, the wife isn't.

The rest of my immediate family is either a) in South Africa, or b) no longer with us

 

[stringjunior]

This wasn't supposed to be so complicated.

2 Blades watching the match inviting other Blades to watch the match too, have a beer, talk nonsense etc.....

Now I'm part of a polyamorous incestuous Mormon family that likes swinging.

Sheesh, this place

 

[String]

No, no, no. The mother is a blade, the wife isn't.

The rest of my immediate family is either a) in South Africa, or b) no longer with us

Well done stringjunior I see this thread is going well bro ...(!)
Greetings from Cape Town... discovered a pig fan runs the local... shame that,..otherwise quite good holiday...UTB

 

[Sean Thornton]

This wasn't supposed to be so complicated.

2 Blades watching the match inviting other Blades to watch the match too, have a beer, talk nonsense etc.....

Now I'm part of a polyamorous incestuous Mormon family that likes swinging.

Sheesh, this place

Do Center Parcs allow dogs in?