Cardboard cut out's of fans in stadiums....i kid you not!

[derfblade.3]

Have your cut out planted on a seat during the crowd shutouts for just 20 quid. Anyone?

Three Premier League clubs 'in talks' over cardboard cut-outs of fans - Fan Banter

It has been that three ‘top’ Premier League clubs are currently ‘in talks’ over having cardboard cut-outs of fans in the stands when the season resumes. If it all goes ahead, we could be seeing £20 recyclable and water-proof cut-outs placed in stadiums up and down the country when action resumes...

fanbanter.co.uk

 

[Bladesman]

Have your cut out planted on a seat during the crowd shutouts for just 20 quid. Anyone?

Three Premier League clubs 'in talks' over cardboard cut-outs of fans - Fan Banter

It has been that three ‘top’ Premier League clubs are currently ‘in talks’ over having cardboard cut-outs of fans in the stands when the season resumes. If it all goes ahead, we could be seeing £20 recyclable and water-proof cut-outs placed in stadiums up and down the country when action resumes...

fanbanter.co.uk

I prefer the sex doll option as fans in the stand instead.

 

[cjx blade]

Been done already in germany and somebody already had harold shipman attending.

Borussia Monchengladbach cardboard fan scheme hijacked by Harold Shipman images

Pranksters have hijacked Borussia Monchengladbach's social media campaign to fill their stadium with cardboard cutouts by using pictures of famous serial killer Harold Shipman

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[wavy-blade]

 

[Nonamedhorse]

Wendy have already ordered 3000 for QPR away next season.

 

[8lade]

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i hope never to see this again.

 

[Harry's Game]

Been done already in germany and somebody already had harold shipman attending.

Borussia Monchengladbach cardboard fan scheme hijacked by Harold Shipman images

Pranksters have hijacked Borussia Monchengladbach's social media campaign to fill their stadium with cardboard cutouts by using pictures of famous serial killer Harold Shipman

www.dailystar.co.uk

Harold Shitmum, Quimmy Saville, Benny the Cunt and Jamie Redknap.



if you know.. you know.

 

[wavy-blade]

i hope never to see this again.

Hes sitting in your seat at the next home match

 

[metalblade]

https://talksport.com/football/7082...-korea-football-league-sex-dolls-controversy/

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I prefer the sex doll option as fans in the stand instead.

Problem with that is, they are very lightweight (apparently) and if it's windy they could end up getting blown onto the pitch. You saw what happened a few years ago when we played Man City in that Cup match where we had balloons on the pitch and a City player went to kick one instead of kicking the ball?

 

[Superblades]

We should all club together and get Piggy Metcalf posted around for when we play.

 

[Kop sufferer]

Harold Shitmum, Quimmy Saville, Benny the Cunt and Jamie Redknap.



if you know.. you know.

Great idea. I'll start with Peter Sutcliffe sat between Fred and Rosie West

 

[XM657]

I prefer the sex doll option as fans in the stand instead.

And when we are allowed back do you keep the one that's in your seat? Only asking for a friend.

 

[XM657]

Problem with that is, they are very lightweight (apparently) and if it's windy they could end up getting blown onto the pitch. You saw what happened a few years ago when we played Man City in that Cup match where we had balloons on the pitch and a City player went to kick one instead of kicking the ball?

If the scenario you suggest occurred with a B.U.D. the old style trainers bucket of cold water would be needed to separate player and afore mentioned article.

 

[benn5712]

Been done already in germany and somebody already had harold shipman attending.

Not funny.
Jerrys can get find own Psychopath.

 

[XM657]

Have your cut out planted on a seat during the crowd shutouts for just 20 quid. Anyone?

Three Premier League clubs 'in talks' over cardboard cut-outs of fans - Fan Banter

It has been that three ‘top’ Premier League clubs are currently ‘in talks’ over having cardboard cut-outs of fans in the stands when the season resumes. If it all goes ahead, we could be seeing £20 recyclable and water-proof cut-outs placed in stadiums up and down the country when action resumes...

fanbanter.co.uk

Cardboard cut outs would have a significant effect on a game by acting as baffles so the echo effect of an empty ground would be eliminated.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Hope they have a fire safety certificate.

 

[Davalon]

We could just put 30,000 Kevin McCabes in cos there's no bigger Blade.

Then just for fun stick a solitary Paul Woolhouse in and play a game of Where's Wooly each week.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Have your cut out planted on a seat during the crowd shutouts for just 20 quid. Anyone?

Three Premier League clubs 'in talks' over cardboard cut-outs of fans - Fan Banter

It has been that three ‘top’ Premier League clubs are currently ‘in talks’ over having cardboard cut-outs of fans in the stands when the season resumes. If it all goes ahead, we could be seeing £20 recyclable and water-proof cut-outs placed in stadiums up and down the country when action resumes...

fanbanter.co.uk

Who would take it out 5 mins before the end of the game?

 

[Jinxy1966]

Pigs seem to have pre-empted this idea before the lockdown but instead of putting the cardboard cut outs in the stands they stuck them on the pitch.

 

[frechyblade]

Or piped crowds!

Exclusive: Premier League in talks to pipe fan-generated noise into stadiums

Exclusive: Tech firm OZ Sports has created an app which allows fans to record chants for their team and have them played out on live TV

inews.co.uk

 

[Tony]

If they put these as carboard cut outs round the ground it'd scare the opponents to death.

 

[RMBlade]

Been done already in germany and somebody already had harold shipman attending.

Borussia Monchengladbach cardboard fan scheme hijacked by Harold Shipman images

Pranksters have hijacked Borussia Monchengladbach's social media campaign to fill their stadium with cardboard cutouts by using pictures of famous serial killer Harold Shipman

www.dailystar.co.uk

If you watched the BMG game yesterday you might seen Jan Sommer (their GK) taking a goal kick with a cardboard Jan Sommer in the crowd behind him.

 

[petcharlie]

If they put these as carboard cut outs round the ground it'd scare the opponents to death.View attachment 80660

Those poor kids .He should be reported for child cruelty .What ridicule they must go through by the Blades kids.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Remember, you also need 40,000 loyalty points, plus Cut-Out fan membership at £40.

 

[don240]

Not funny.
Jerrys can get find own Psychopath.

To be fair, I think they did a reasonably good job of finding one back in the 1930s.

 

[Davalon]

To be fair, I think they did a reasonably good job of finding one back in the 1930s.

Signed him on a free from Austria.

 

[don240]

Signed him on a free from Austria.

The away team always brought plenty of pyro though.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Been done already in germany and somebody already had harold shipman attending.

Borussia Monchengladbach cardboard fan scheme hijacked by Harold Shipman images

Pranksters have hijacked Borussia Monchengladbach's social media campaign to fill their stadium with cardboard cutouts by using pictures of famous serial killer Harold Shipman

www.dailystar.co.uk

Could have a few of Dominic Cummings!