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[Kenilworth]

Original
Had a great meeting with our coach Chris Wilder today talking about next season plans and preparation. UTB

Alternative #1
OK. He looks appeh but, Fuck Me, he's spending all my fucking hard inherited

Alternative #2
Must not smile
Must not smile
Must not smile
This is the oik that stole the Mayors hat and gets the players off their heads on beer.

 

[blade too long]

Wilder

" I really liked purple rain "

reply

"thats another prince"

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Prince William has less hair and more gut than I remember..

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

CW: "Scruffy twat for a prince, aren't you?"
Abz: "I came in here a happy man. You've just ruined my day."

 

[blade too long]

"Ive got the same white t shirt from Primark , princey lad"

 

[Snowman]

Fuckin ell Prince, next time tha wants to meet me there's a better cafe in Wards Garden Centre.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Prince: You can cut that fuckin' alcohol lark out for a start. Have you ever heard of chop chop square in Riyadh?

 

[stringjunior]

Dya like me blue suit?

No.

 

[BushBlade]

Is that Carvahal over there?

No, just a waiter.

 

[raul]

Silverfox reacts badly to the news that his pint is going to the Gaffer instead....

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Wilder "I want £20m budget"
Prince "Ah fuck"

 

[Bladebri]

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Original
Had a great meeting with our coach Chris Wilder today talking about next season plans and preparation. UTB

Alternative #1
OK. He looks appeh but, Fuck Me, he's spending all my fucking hard inherited

Alternative #2
Must not smile
Must not smile
Must not smile
This is the oik that stole the Mayors hat and gets the players off their heads on beer.

Prince
When we go out side you distract the guy and I will have his sunglasses away.

 

[DifferentClass]

Your Maj, hands off t'goods

 

[Tezza1889]

Don't look now Chris, but Ricky Hatton is sat outside..

 

[blade too long]

"No prince , I dont know if there are any vacancies with Uber in Sheffield"

 

[Grizzly blade]

No KM party to these discussions??

Bit odd.

 

[prince albert]

gockle o gear...gockle o gear

 

[Fanny magnet]

I hope they're aren't doing one of those caption competitions
No one ever says owt funny

 

[Grizzly blade]

If you look closely behind them, you can see where they have just left the table....and if I'm not mistaken that's Jamie Vardy sat there with them......

 

[Harry's Game]

CW. "Hey Princey, hear the one about the woman in Riyadh who wanted to drive a car?"

HRH "No... and nor do I wish to"

CW. " Okay. gulp!"

 

[BanbridgeBlade]

Hey Prince you still haven't approved my expenses for the bar tab

 

[davidblade]

C W -Are we talking Liverpool type investment or just Hartlepool.
HRH - Hartlepool

 

[davidblade]

Hey Prince you still haven't approved my expenses for the bar tab

Big bill for the lads in vegas

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Prince............the fans will wonder what i am doing with my left hand.

Chris.............ooh err.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Unzip your fly chris, I'll show you why they call me the sheikh

 

[Blade56]

Agreed then, we don't tell Kevin until we've finished skimming his account.

 

[BigBed]

The turn - "And the winner of the holiday raffle, a weekend for 2 camping at Hillsborough, south Barnsley, iiiissssss................Prince Abbie!!!!"

Prince - "Ooohhhhh FUCK OFF"

Wilder - "HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA, I told you to buy another Stella and fuck the raffle tickets off, now fuckin look!! Hahahahahaha".

 

[Espania blade]

"Primarks new summer range of clothes"

 

[Snowman]

smile and wave prince, smile and wave.

 

[metalblade]

CW. When you said I could spend 50 million shekels on the team you didn't tell me there were 10,000 to the pound.