Caption Competition

[Jon Bon]

McC: “No, no, you go ahead. You have all the mics. I’m not bothered, really. I don’t have anything to say anyway so you just have them all. It’s not like I’ve ever put any money into the club or anything. Why would anyone want to listen to me speak, I’m only the owner FFS. You just have them…go on, take them.”

Princey: “Oooh, hark at her. Such a drama queen. You wouldn’t think she used to work on a building site, would you?”

 

[The Crab]

I'm wanting to put a quote in from Statler & Waldorf

 

[Sean Thornton]

And the next question is from Barney........

KMc - ffs you can handle this one

HRH - dum de dum de dum dum de dum de dum dum

 

[coaxingstar71]

.... Kevin diplomatically didn't draw attention to the shiny gold plant growing out of the Prince's head....

 

[Blade56]

I am in the immigration department, aren't I? Just wanted a visa!

 

[Sean Thornton]

.... Kevin diplomatically didn't draw attention to the shiny gold plant growing out of the Prince's head....

I thought the light bulb had just come on when he realised what he'd got himself into!

 

[Pierre's PC]

That moment when Mc finds out the Prince is actually Jeff, a plumber from pontefract

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Kev: "Bottle of vodka sorted, for if things get too lairy."
Prince: "Aye, count me in. Bollocks to Muslim injunctions and all that. I know what this lot are like now."

 

[Sean Thornton]

That moment when Mc finds out the Prince is actually Jeff, a plumber from pontefract

Or when the Prince realises Kev doesn't know much about running a football club!


(To be fair I bet he knew that when Jim told him his £14 million had gone down the Swannee)

 

[Russ]

And now for the news.

A Sheffield Wedn3$d@y season ticket was nailed to a tree in the park. Unfortunately, someone has stolen the nail.

Well that's goodnight from me. And goodnight from him.

 

[sitwell]

'Just try and act normal ,hes always saying Heres Johnny.' He will get fed up eventually

 

[BushBlade]

'Shabba'

 

[Barney]

Prince: And then I told him I was only joking about the investment, only this morning though so it's still a bit raw tehe...

Reporter: How do you react to that Kevin?

McCabe: Nope, not speaking to him. He told me once he'd invested that quid that he'd put in some more and I could get away with putting in bugger all. Can't even bring myself to look at him.

Ah, at least I've reeled all the fans in this morning though with a text book renewal plan, that'll keep em all sweet for another year of non investment. Paha, mugs...

 

[1danewhitehouse]

"How much do you reckon we can get out these twats next summer then? "

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

“There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent.”

 

[stringjunior]

Hey Princey, have you farted?

I have Kev, yes.

 

[stringjunior]

Kev: Cant believe it. He cant even do his fucking tie right

Prince: Piss off

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Kev: "Let's just stare off into the far distance and say nothing."
Prince: "It'll make more sense than anything we've said before, Kev."

 

[stringjunior]

HRH: Is that a prosthetic hand?

Kev: Yup

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I told you Mr McCabe, we will have our way...
Yesterday Brussels,....
Sheffield will be next....

Death will be my gift.

 

[northsomersetblade]

McCabe (through side of mouth): Have you just let one off?

Prince: Fuck off I have

McCabe: Something fucking stinks

 

[Tezza1889]

Mcabe.. It's ok, you can fuck off and never be seen again once they've swallowed this bullshit...

Plastic..... Do you want me to do the foreign accent, it'll be another £20.....

 

[Deaneandagana]

KMc - Pssst Princey, come over here, have you heard that Adkins thinks Hammond is s good player, the blokes a fuckin idiot.

 

[Kenilworth]

No, it's not a Purple Herbert.

I'll show you later

 

[Kenilworth]

At least my fucking name fits on my driving licence

 

[Kenilworth]

How do you grow that beard into that weird, kinda snood look?

 

[The Crab]

HRH "Due to Financial Right-Sizing I would like to announce that I am taking over the biscuit budget for Board meetings. If this lot can't tell the difference between Connor Sammon and a decent striker they won't be able to tell the difference when I switch to Smart Price Digestives."

 

[Shaun Ashmore]

'Has anyone seen Jim?'

 

[blade too long]

lowest ever score on University challenge, subject football

 

[1danewhitehouse]

KM: "you tell them you're still on board and serious about investing, I'll give you half the club for a quid so long as you give me a free kebab next time I'm in Chinos"