Caption Competition

[Barney]

McCabe: (under his breath) 'kin hell who's that stunner at t'back theeyur, wouldn't mind givin' her one...

 

[Chezzy Blades]

"First one to blink has to make up the loss of income from the reduced season ticket prices"

 

[Grecian2000]

"Is there anyone here who can work out how to open this bottle? We're fucking gasping".

 

[Bladebri]

That's not a name Kevin........ This is a name.

 

[Treeton Blade]

McCabe: Do you think if I use the words, ' game changing'', anyone will remember if it goes wrong?

 

[Kenilworth]

Prince - "Do I look like a fucking Fax Machine Engineer?"

 

[BushBlade]

Prince - "Do I look like a fucking Fax Machine Engineer?"

Kevin 'well now that you mention it....'

 

[Russ]

McCabe: (under his breath) 'kin hell who's that stunner at t'back theeyur, wouldn't mind givin' her one...

Prince: Apparently she's called Linz. And she's spoken for.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Prince: "You treat the fans like we treat our migrant workers in Saudi Arabia Kevin"

 

[Foxy]

McCabe: (under his breath) 'kin hell who's that stunner at t'back theeyur, wouldn't mind givin' her one...

Prince: Apparently she's called Linz. And she's spoken for.

Funnily enough, as this image was taken, me & Linz were actually stood at the "back", vaguely in the sight-line of Kevin.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Kev: "Now, how can I raise a load of cash quick to balance the books? I know, I'll convince him to buy a home shirt with his name on the back."

 

[Dnblade]

Have they been put in Room 101?

 

[Kenilworth]

Funnily enough, as this image was taken, me & Linz were actually stood at the "back", vaguely in the sight-line of Kevin.

So - the more accurate version would be something like

Prince: (under his breath) 'kin hell who's that stunner at t'back theeyur, wouldn't mind givin' him one...(he's getting into the Northern colloquialisms - been practising on Rosetta Stone)

Kevin: Apparently he's called Foxy and he's spoken for.

 

[Snowman]

........and Kev found Jose's stash down the back of the bogs in the changing rooms which is why we can afford to cut the season ticket prices.

 

[Snowman]

Oh and Kev watch out for that lifeboat about to run over your head. Stonkin shit the boy left behind.

 

[sitwell]

Prince - "Do I look like a fucking Fax Machine Engineer?"

'If Alexei Sayle is a fax machine engineer yes then'
'Well its better than looking like a fat Neil hamilton'
'Fuck off Bernard Bresslaw'
'Never heard of him ,what do you call that cunt off airplane ' ?
'Oh bollocks you can have your pound back and piss off'
'Fix your own fax machine then twat'

 

[Tarkus]

The Blades lads and lasses have a softy spot for you o princely one.....a fucking swamp...!

 

[shorehamview]

Funnily enough, as this image was taken, me & Linz were actually stood at the "back", vaguely in the sight-line of Kevin.

Prince - "Who's that scruffy twat in his poacher's coat? He's batting well above his average."
Kev - "It's either a lost vagrant, or those nutters with the forum full of maniacs."

 

[Pierre's PC]

Psst mcCabe if we don't do something pointless and likely to get the blood boiling among the masses like offering a 10% discount on ST Barney may renew.

 

[Large Mendonca]

"Shit, i think we're at the wrong press conference"..........

 

[The Crab]

McCabe: (under his breath) 'kin hell who's that stunner at t'back theeyur, wouldn't mind givin' her one...

Add to that........

HRH "I believe her name is Samantha, or Sam, or do you know what? Fuck knows, I can hook you up if you like"

 

[JJ Sefton]

 

[stringjunior]

This is the way we brush our teeth, brush our teeth, brush our teeth. This is the way we brush our teeth, early in the morning

 

[BladeFisher]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are here today to welcome our 15th manager in 14 seasons..."

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

KM: So Mrs. Hammond, thank you for coming to the inquiry into your husbands new contract.

PA: Do you know why Mr. Adkins felt it necessary to give it your husband?

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

'Just try and act normal ,hes always saying Heres Johnny.' He will get fed up eventually

Hello! Is it me youre looking for?

 

[Sean Thornton]

KMc - I just hope it gets posted in the right section.

HRH - I know, we don't want anyone being stoned, you know what they're like on there.

 

[Jan Age]

Prince: So this is Bramall Lane

Kev: I think so