caption competition number 4813

[Gavlar]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh gaaaaaaaahhhhh dooo dooo doo push pineapple shake a tree.........

 

[stringjunior]

Ooooh, there's some good uns here (comment on the captions, not a caption in itself)

 

[BigBed]

"We love you SISU we do, we love you SISU we do, we love you SISU we do, oh Coventry city, FUCK YOU!"

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

View attachment 21989

Alan ALAN , ALAN ,order me a lamb balti

Save your love my darling, save your love.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

BBC Newsflash : "This picture appears to show the moment the bullet struck Mr Wilder after a shot rang out from the direction of the grassy knoll"

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Just one Cornetto, give it to meeeeeee!

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Ladbrokes are offering 7-4 , snatch their hand off

 

[Northyorksblade]

coventry fan , as a guess

No, they would have thrown a whistle.

 

[ScottBlade]

Wilder: AAARRRGGGGGHHHH
Scougall: What's up gaffer?
Wilder: Just got shooty arse Scoogs

 

[Dnblade]

Wilder suffers a heart attack as the Footballing Gods realise United are top of the League...Chris is out for the rest of the season recovering.

 

[I should coco]

Wilder suffers a heart attack as the Footballing Gods realise United are top of the League...Chris is out for the rest of the season recovering.

Not funny.

Really really not funny.

 

[Ndlovu Blade]

"This coat is well padded"

 

[Dnblade]

Not funny.

Really really not funny.

Fair enough ISC..no offence intended mate,my Dad died of a heart attack,so take your point.

 

[I should coco]

Fair enough ISC..no offence intended mate,my Dad died of a heart attack,so take your point.

DNB

It wasn't 'offence' so much as mentioning the Football Gods and tempting fate. Grizzly old farts like myself know that however well we are doing, we are Sheffield United and there is always a surprise waiting around the corner.

Strangely the surprise is never of the 'Pass go and collect £200' variety and it is always a kick in the bollocks.

Anyhow ignore me and get back to the 'fun'.

 

[snootyfenooty]

IT'S FUCKIN' MAGGOTS

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

'' LYDON LYDON come back, come back....
oh LYDON ... I DO LOVE YOU...''

X

 

[Pierre's PC]

Wilder "lets see what shite captions the BM exiles came come up with on S2"
Scoops "shall I get the Mop and bucket gaffer?"

 

[Bladebri]

View attachment 21989

Alan ALAN , ALAN ,order me a lamb balti

God save our gracious Queen,
long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
happy and glorious,
long to be a blade,
God save the Queen!

 

[BLADEBEER]

Some of these captions really made me chuckle.There are some hilarious answers.Well done lads!

 

[TC's Magic Boots]

Right lads, lets show em how close we are as a team, stay close behind me and let's go thank them for their support ......

 

[Dnblade]

Right lads let's go and thank the fans then I'll introduce you to the new physio Eva Caneiro...lads the fans,where you off to?

 

[CaptainHotdog]

"I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't u reach in to my pocket and see what it is..
Grab hold of it, it's just for you.
Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do'"

 

[Grappler]

"...Oi, Carlos......Carlos.....it's called "heart" mate, having guts and heart......not having a fuckin "dream"........"

 

[PokerBlade]

After his first foray into karaoke, Wilder decided it was best to stick to management.