GreasyChipBeattie
Well-Known Member
Sometimes I seem to be living in this strange kind of alternative existence.
Most of the time, everything is quite normal, then all of a sudden I have these strange episodes where I drift off and start imagining some pretty weird stuff.
Take this morning for example. One minute I'm thinking about what to have for breakfast, next thing I'm imagining that we've played last year's Champion's League finalists and hammered them at BDTBL. This thought then merged into us hammering, even more decisively, a previous Champion's League winner who won the Europa League cup last year. And it didn't stop there.
In fact it just kept getting more and more weird. I started thinking we'd not lost to any London Premier League opponents all season - home or away!! Durrrr.
It would be hilarious if it wasn't so serious.
To cap it all, I then drift off into the ridiculous notion that Wednesday are way behind us and in danger of going down after a points deduction for bucking the system.
I mean, after all the previous episodes, surely they wouldn't be daft enough to try some underhand stunt again would they?
Anyway, does anyone have any coping mechanisms please, to help me deal with such instances when I quite obviously lose it for a while?
Thanks in advance.
UTB.
Most of the time, everything is quite normal, then all of a sudden I have these strange episodes where I drift off and start imagining some pretty weird stuff.
Take this morning for example. One minute I'm thinking about what to have for breakfast, next thing I'm imagining that we've played last year's Champion's League finalists and hammered them at BDTBL. This thought then merged into us hammering, even more decisively, a previous Champion's League winner who won the Europa League cup last year. And it didn't stop there.
In fact it just kept getting more and more weird. I started thinking we'd not lost to any London Premier League opponents all season - home or away!! Durrrr.
It would be hilarious if it wasn't so serious.
To cap it all, I then drift off into the ridiculous notion that Wednesday are way behind us and in danger of going down after a points deduction for bucking the system.
I mean, after all the previous episodes, surely they wouldn't be daft enough to try some underhand stunt again would they?
Anyway, does anyone have any coping mechanisms please, to help me deal with such instances when I quite obviously lose it for a while?
Thanks in advance.
UTB.
