AlienWoodward
Active Member
Typical of anything United ,the drink didn't always flow as it should have done today.
The Bu/Su love-in were missing some heavyweights from their line up.
Amongst the most noticable absentees were Lenners (depression),Sitwell (who got lost on the way due to a faulty sat nav) and Curtis who was out with an injured alloy.
The Bu/Su love-in got off to a quick start with Paris Blade hitting the bar in the first minute,in fact he hit it twice in the first 45 minutes. Born On Shoreham Street played some neat little chips (smothered in ketchup) and then he hit the bar before Jon Bon nipped in and put two (pints) away in quick succession.
Paris Blade went off (to another pub) and was replaced by the youngster Deadly D'Jaffo who to be honest struggled to keep up with the pace of the seasoned campaigners like Alien Woodward who put 3 away in a whirlwind 30 minute spell.
With Just a few minutes left Grumpy Blade turned on his heels and left everyone for dead as he hit the bar and then put another away while his drinking mates could only stand on as bystanders.
Marks out of Ten
8/10 Paris Blade :- set off eager and tried his best but morally bankrupt he soon left his teamates in the lurch for the lure of the bigger field.(The sportsman)
8/10 Blade On Shoreham Street:- not got the staying power of his younger days and still a one trick pony with his fancy chips.
6/10 York Blade :- Frustrating day from him he never seemed to get into the swing of things.
1/10 Deadly D'Jaffo :- Failed to turn up in the first half and was almost invisible in the second
2/10 Huddersfield Blade :- spent to much time trying to chatting to Deadly and not enough drinking
3/10 Sane Blade :- This guy swanned around all the time with a half in his hand.But was his glass half full or empty, we will never know.
9/10 Jon Bon :- This guy is an inspiration to all drink fuelled people everywhere. What he lacks in height he made up for in girth putting away anything that came near him.
9/10 Grumpy Blade :- What can you say about this guy (believe me nothing nasty as he is fucking huge) The way he left everyone for dead in the last minute to get another drink will live with me forever.
100/10 Alien Woodward :- Possibly some of you may feel i've been a bit harsh on the marking here.He is the bloke next door who you want your daughter or even your wife to date. All the guys want to be his best friend and who can blame them, A real crowd favourite.
Subs
0/10 Duncan Disorderly :- Severley hampered by damaged joists.
-51/10 Pinchy :- All huff and puff ... a poor mans Monty
Rematch in about a months time will notify all who fancy a game
:thumbup:
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!
The Bu/Su love-in were missing some heavyweights from their line up.
Amongst the most noticable absentees were Lenners (depression),Sitwell (who got lost on the way due to a faulty sat nav) and Curtis who was out with an injured alloy.
The Bu/Su love-in got off to a quick start with Paris Blade hitting the bar in the first minute,in fact he hit it twice in the first 45 minutes. Born On Shoreham Street played some neat little chips (smothered in ketchup) and then he hit the bar before Jon Bon nipped in and put two (pints) away in quick succession.
Paris Blade went off (to another pub) and was replaced by the youngster Deadly D'Jaffo who to be honest struggled to keep up with the pace of the seasoned campaigners like Alien Woodward who put 3 away in a whirlwind 30 minute spell.
With Just a few minutes left Grumpy Blade turned on his heels and left everyone for dead as he hit the bar and then put another away while his drinking mates could only stand on as bystanders.
Marks out of Ten
8/10 Paris Blade :- set off eager and tried his best but morally bankrupt he soon left his teamates in the lurch for the lure of the bigger field.(The sportsman)
8/10 Blade On Shoreham Street:- not got the staying power of his younger days and still a one trick pony with his fancy chips.
6/10 York Blade :- Frustrating day from him he never seemed to get into the swing of things.
1/10 Deadly D'Jaffo :- Failed to turn up in the first half and was almost invisible in the second
2/10 Huddersfield Blade :- spent to much time trying to chatting to Deadly and not enough drinking
3/10 Sane Blade :- This guy swanned around all the time with a half in his hand.But was his glass half full or empty, we will never know.
9/10 Jon Bon :- This guy is an inspiration to all drink fuelled people everywhere. What he lacks in height he made up for in girth putting away anything that came near him.
9/10 Grumpy Blade :- What can you say about this guy (believe me nothing nasty as he is fucking huge) The way he left everyone for dead in the last minute to get another drink will live with me forever.
100/10 Alien Woodward :- Possibly some of you may feel i've been a bit harsh on the marking here.He is the bloke next door who you want your daughter or even your wife to date. All the guys want to be his best friend and who can blame them, A real crowd favourite.
Subs
0/10 Duncan Disorderly :- Severley hampered by damaged joists.
-51/10 Pinchy :- All huff and puff ... a poor mans Monty
Rematch in about a months time will notify all who fancy a game
:thumbup:
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL !!