Bring back the toilet roll?

[Hblockblade]

Always used to love seeing the toilet rolls being thrown from the kop, how many in ere would love to see the return of them? Flags etc can cost way more than a say a 9 pack of rolls from aldi on at £1.89 which I think is very reasonable, 1 roll per man or lady for every home game, theres 9 games worth for £1.89, bargain, thoughts?.

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Always used to love seeing the toilet rolls being thrown from the kop, how many in ere would love to see the return of them? Flags etc can cost way more than a say a 9 pack of rolls from aldi on at £1.89 which I think is very reasonable, 1 roll per man or lady for every home game, theres 9 games worth for £1.89, bargain, thoughts?.

They have to be Izal.

 

[Weston blade]

Shit idea

 

[ThatJa]

Shit idea

Least there'd be plenty of bog rolls for it.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Other supermarkets available of course. Let's see to encourage our fans to throw stuff or not to encourage our fans to throw stuff...

 

[Argentinemanager]

Bus ticket rolls were easier to throw when younger, and you could always get them on the way to the match, or so ive heard

 

[Argentinemanager]

They have to be Izal.

Only thing izal was good for, if used to wipe ones derier you ended with a skid mark right up your back

 

[Rodley]

Boggy boggy boggy, oi oi oi

 

[Rodley]

Bring yer boggy lads.

 

[Blade56]

Always used to love seeing the toilet rolls being thrown from the kop, how many in ere would love to see the return of them? Flags etc can cost way more than a say a 9 pack of rolls from aldi on at £1.89 which I think is very reasonable, 1 roll per man or lady for every home game, theres 9 games worth for £1.89, bargain, thoughts?.

Greta Thumberges going to have you nuts ont anvil

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Only thing izal was good for, if used to wipe ones derier you ended with a skid mark right up your back

Shiny paper that doesn't absorb anything - in which warped mind does that make sense?!

 

[dn5 shaun]

you want bog rolls then get the prince to come back wi some

 

[Blade56]

Only thing izal was good for, if used to wipe ones derier you ended with a skid mark right up your back

I used tonnes (sorry pre decimalisation tons) of it as a kid tracing pictures from my Victor comic

 

[Blade56]

Shiny paper that doesn't absorb anything - in which warped mind does that make sense?!

If you folded it a few times you got a sharp edge poking stick to scrape the excess and dingleberries of

 

[dn5 shaun]

Shiny paper that doesn't absorb anything - in which warped mind does that make sense?!

thats all we had when i was a kid, me dad used to nick it from work

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

If you folded it a few times you got a sharp edge poking stick to scrape the excess and dingleberries of

You've clearly given this a lot of thought!

 

[Berkshire Blade]

I'm still hording bog roll for the next time people panic buy. Going to make a fortune. Nice try trying to get extra sheets.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Always used to love seeing the toilet rolls being thrown from the kop, how many in ere would love to see the return of them? Flags etc can cost way more than a say a 9 pack of rolls from aldi on at £1.89 which I think is very reasonable, 1 roll per man or lady for every home game, theres 9 games worth for £1.89, bargain, thoughts?.

I remember buying 10 rolls for a quid from a market stall near Kenilworth Rd, got it confiscated by a policeman about 100 yards further down the road. Boooooo

 

[Grey Blade]

They have to be Izal.

Had to look up Izal and had no idea it used to be manufactured in Chapeltown!

The History of Izal – Joan Jones – 7th March 2016 - S10 Probus Stumperlowe

In the overall story of the vast Newton Chambers empire, to mention only the firm’s Izal products would just be scratching the surface – which the company’s toilet paper did, literally. But to get to the bottom of local historian Joan Jones’s fascinating presentation about the history of the...

s10probus.co.uk

An appropriate bottom line:-
"But in the end, production of Izal medicated toilet paper at the North Sheffield factory fell victim to the accountants’ bottom line, as the bottoms of Britain opted for something a little more comfortable."

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Bog roll Prince will sort it

 

[wavy-blade]

In todays soft woke world you would properly sued by some softy who got hit by a sheet, and definitely thrown out by the stewards .

 

[The Steel Roses]

My mates and me used to lift thousands of Argos tickets from the shop on the moor as we made our way to the Lane.
Around 1988 every game used to be like Argentina 1978 World Cup, except there was only around 9000 at our games to witness this spectacular blizzard of paper at all our home games from the Kop.

 

[metalblade]

The Sheffield Star was better than the TV times ....................... never use glossy paper for wiping your arse it brings a whole new meaning to skid marks

 

[BigBed]

Would anyone mind if I used mine first??
Might aswell get my monies worth......

 

[BigBed]

The Sheffield Star was better than the TV times ....................... never use glossy paper for wiping your arse it brings a whole new meaning to skid marks

You mean like the bog paper at schools in the 80's, like very scratchy tracing paper!!

 

[metalblade]

You mean like the bog paper at schools in the 80's, like very scratchy tracing paper!!

Yeah if you weren't careful and lost traction you could have a skid mark half way up your back.

 

[BigBed]

Yeah if you weren't careful and lost traction you could have a skid mark half way up your back.

It was the fact, that it looked like youd lanced a pile on the second wipe, that got me!

 

[dn5 shaun]

it was much better if you popped into woods and wiped your arse on a dock leaf

 

[Fulwood Blade]

lol............I remember chucking one in the 70's from very nearly the back of the kop - for the ones that remember, it was where the slope began that went down to the open cricket area of the kop.

A few seconds later a coppers arm reached out for a shoulder...............................come 'ere you..............to the lad stood next to me !!

Got away with that one.

UTB

 

[raimond]

#nobogrollnoparty

I remember Cantona either being hit by or nearly hit by one thrown from the Kop, throwing it back and pretty much staring out the whole stand with his hands on his hips (the night he scored the lob over Alan Kelly, and Sean Bean missed about 18 pens at half time).

About a week after he Kung Fu kicked the Palace fan and I've always thought the bog roll started it.