Brewster Song?

[ZLB]

Keep everything in the farmyard upset in every way
The dogs began to bark and the hounds began to howl
Dogs began to bark and the hounds began to howl
Watch out strange cat people
Rhian Brewster’s on the prowl.

United! United!

 

[Hartley Hare]

Rhian sounds like he is Welsh
but he was born in Chadwell Heath.

AADRIIAANN, AADRIAANN, AADRIIAANN
(Wail uncontrollably like Rocky in that film)

HH

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

If you play tomorrow Rhian best of luck and remember if you don't score, don't worry, no pressure

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Are we going to synchronise our watches so we all sing it at the same time in our living rooms?

 

[Brian Deane]

Perhaps a simple " Breeeeewwwwwww" chant as in " Moooooosssssee" would suffice. Just don't forget the word(s)

 

[LenTednTony]

Oh ay oh his second name is Brewster
Oh ay oh he’s United’s striker
Oh ay oh he’s gonna score a goal todaaaay 2 3 4

and repeat. You might have an idea of the tune as you MAY have heard summat similar in your lifetime

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oh ay oh his second name is Brewster
Oh ay oh he’s United’s striker
Oh ay oh he’s gonna score a goal todaaaay 2 3 4

and repeat. You might have an idea of the tune as you MAY have heard summat similar in your lifetime

Is it Renee and Renata, Save your love for Roma and for me?

 

[Sean Thornton]

“He’s read this thread
Must be soft in the head
Coz he’s still signed the contract

As you do as you do as you fuckin’ well should do”

 

[TJB.]

Brian
Brian Brian
Brian Brian
Brian BRIAN ROOSTER

Yaya
Yaya Yaya
Yaya Yaya
Yaya YAYA NORWAY

 

[brownblade]

Scoring goals left and right, living in a Brewster paradise.
Our blood runs red and white, living in a Brewster paradise.

 

[bromtom]

Scoring goals left and right, living in a Brewster paradise.
Our blood runs red and white, living in a Brewster paradise.

As I walk through the valley of the river called Sheaf
I take a look at my club and realise there's only one in Sheff
'Coz I've been singin' and laughin' so long, that
Even Chris Wilder thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never cheered a striker that didn't deserve it...

 

[Yank]

Brew....Ster!
Brew....Ster!
Brew....Ster!

Too simple?

 

[S64 Blade]

Can’t wait to belt some of these out, watching the game in my living room, alone.

 

[BLADE OF GRASS]

To the tune of hallelujah

Rhian Brewster Rhian Brewster
Rhian Brewster Rhian Brewster

Rhian Brewwwwwww ooooooooooh ster

 

[Tongeincheek]

To the tune of Super Trooper by Abba

Super-Brewster he is gonna score one,
Hopefully sometime soon,
Cos I need the loo,
Might miss it if I do,
I’ll probably miss the toilet too.

 

[pommpey]

Can’t wait to belt some of these out, watching the game in my living room, alone.

Mate, there are some clearly mentally challenged individuals amongst our cohort.

'Lets make a song up for a young player who has just joined us, whose first and second names don't track well into lyrics or melody and who no one has actually seen play consistently over a period of time.

Oh, and the small fact that crowds won't be allowed into stadia for at least six months to sing this piece of musical genius is not relevant.

Oh, and most of the songs by which to base them are either B Sides and album fillers or personal unknown favourites with complex lyric structures.'

Don't let me stop you though, fellers! Keep'em coming! We'll be relegated and Brewster sold to Tranmere Rovers by the time we get back in a ground and settle on a format.

pommpey

 

[Mumbo]

Brewster, Brewster, Brewster, Brewster babyyy

Our number 24

Signed him from the scousers with a buy back clause

Rhian Brewster always scores


Any good?

Brewster, Brewster, Brewster, Brewster babyyy

Our number 24

Signed him from the scousers with a buy back clause

Rhian Brewster always scores


Any good?

 

[bypassblade]

Great stuff lads songs to sing at your TV for the foreseeable future, I'd just love him to be a success.

 

[Mumbo]

To the tune of Ziggy,

Brewster scores the goals,planning good with Wilder and Knily
with Sander and Sharp
we’ll travel this land
he’ll score from afar
Became Blades special man
we are the Brewster fans.

 

[Paisley Blade]

To the tune of hallelujah

Rhian Brewster Rhian Brewster
Rhian Brewster Rhian Brewster

Rhian Brewwwwwww ooooooooooh ster

You're through to the Judges houses.

 

[BushBlade]

Rhian, Rhian Brewster, Rhian Brewster, Rhian Rhian Brewster. To the tune of No Limits. Job done.

 

[Vikkster]

You're through to the Judges houses.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Mate, there are some clearly mentally challenged individuals amongst our cohort.

'Lets make a song up for a young player who has just joined us, whose first and second names don't track well into lyrics or melody and who no one has actually seen play consistently over a period of time.

Oh, and the small fact that crowds won't be allowed into stadia for at least six months to sing this piece of musical genius is not relevant.

Oh, and most of the songs by which to base them are either B Sides and album fillers or personal unknown favourites with complex lyric structures.'

Don't let me stop you though, fellers! Keep'em coming! We'll be relegated and Brewster sold to Tranmere Rovers by the time we get back in a ground and settle on a format.

pommpey

All thy ever does is whinge about the club...

Whinge about the tactics, whinge about the signings, whinge about a few fans having a bit of positivity, guaranteed if we won the league this year you'd be whinging about there being too many journalists in the city or summat.

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Piss off on there if you just wanna be a miserable fucker.

This forum is for Blades SUPPORTERS

UTB FTP TCIO IWWT UFUMS COYRAWW

 

[Robby Blade]

He kills coppers?

Let him score
He'll kill some more

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Not my best work but young Rhian has proved difficult.....


We've got a brand new centre forward he cost a record fee,
Crys-tal Palace bid 20 million but we bid 23,
Now we've got Rhian Brewster,
They've still got Ben-tek-e,
Oh we've got a brand new centre forward to play with McBurnie.

 

[pommpey]

All thy ever does is whinge about the club...

Whinge about the tactics, whinge about the signings, whinge about a few fans having a bit of positivity, guaranteed if we won the league this year you'd be whinging about there being too many journalists in the city or summat.

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www.owlstalk.co.uk

Piss off on there if you just wanna be a miserable fucker.

This forum is for Blades SUPPORTERS

UTB FTP TCIO IWWT UFUMS COYRAWW

Christ. You got your paper round done quick this morning, didn't you? Did you do Mrs Smedley and her Mail on Sunday up the top of the hill, or did you just chuck it in somebody's bin. Again?

FYI, there's 'fun' (and we're third from bottom, no league goals, no points and the country is still in fucking lockdown regarding footy, so do the maths) and there's banality.

We've had thousands of 'let's make a song up for' threads, hardly any of them making their way on to the terraces, and almost all of them populated by the criminally insane.

"Let's mek a song up fer Berge!"

"Reyt. Second song in on the Scorpions live album there's a cover version of [insert name of other metal band track you've never heard of] and the chorus is in German and it sound like they're sayin' 'Burger'. It goes - "Yahwul mein kommandant, ich bein ein strappenburger-burger-burger!' We could sing 'We love you Sander Berge-Berge-Berge!' instead! Fuckin' mint!"

"We should have a song for Tony McMahon!"

"What about Electribe 101's 1990 hit 'Talking With Myself'? Fucking ace track and it guz 'If it's alreyt with you, we all love Tony McMahon!' It needs a bit of work, like."

"What about a song for Connor Sammon?"

"How about 'Fuck off you useless, straphanging cunt!'"

Actually, the last one is pretty good, TBH.

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

Brewster, Brewster, Brewster, Brewster babyyy

Our number 24

Signed him from the scousers with a buy back clause

Rhian Brewster always scores


Any good?

I do t feel comfortable singing it, on my own, in the front room