Brewster Song?

[LudlamBlade]

Brewster, Brewster, Brewster, Brewster babyyy

Our number 24

Signed him from the scousers with a buy back clause

Rhian Brewster always scores


Any good?

 

[LudlamBlade]

...cue the probable abuse! UTB

 

[DifferentClass]

We'll never get birds of that calibre shaking their tits and arse in crop tops and hotpants ever again

 

[Houston_Blade]

Awful

 

[knowsnowt]

It's not for me.

 

[Cheesebored]

Brewster, Brewster, Brewster, Brewster babyyy

Our number 24

Signed him from the scousers with a buy back clause

Rhian Brewster always scores


Any good?

 

[Jon Bon II]

...cue the probable abuse! UTB

You're obviously fatigued. Go home and get some sleep. You've performed admirably over the last couple of days, reporting undercover from chez Bettis but it's over. It's finished. It's done and the sooner you come to terms with it, the better you'll feel. Go home son, get some rest.

 

[knowsnowt]

He's young
He's black
We've gotta sell him back
Bleeding hell
Bleeding hell

 

[SufcBilly]

 

[Russ]

He’s our number 24
He cost us abaht that an all
He’s gonna score a goal
That Brewster.
That Brewster.

 

[sitwell]

I am the Little Red Brewster....

 

[Stevo]

That song is the worst idea since a lonesome traveller turned down a room at the west's house as he felt the room at Dennis Nielson's seemed a bit more cosy

 

[ReeceofBDTBL]

The Brew, The Brew, The Brewsters on fire

 

[Stannington Blade]

Que sera...

Oh Rhian, Rhian
We bought you for 23,
Please be better than So-lan-ke,
Oh Rhian, Rhian

 

[knowsnowt]

I love you Rhian... I do
I'd crawl through fire... To sniff your poo
Some say im weird.... but im not
I'd eat jelly babies made from your snot

 

[KoppedOff]

Fuck it- Im going on YouTube and down a rabbit hole of 70s and 80s party classic playlists until I can shoehorn the words “Brewster”, “Goals” and “Shag My Wife” into something.

 

[knowsnowt]

OOOOOOOOOH Rhian is a reyt laugh
He's a rey laugh n lot
But if he killed my nannan
I'd call him a bumbo clot

 

[North somerset blade]

Brew there it is (previously Coutts)

 

[raimond]

'RHIAN BREWSTER!! RHIAN BREWSTER!! RHIAN BREWSTER!!'. Oraight, it'll take some commitment from the Kop but we can pull it off.

 

[Varkanoid]

I like a nice cup of tea in the morning,
For to start the day, you see!
And at half past three,
Well my idea of heaven
Is a Brewster goal for me.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Rhian Brewster, the more he scores.
Adds more money to the buy back clause.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

To the tune of Tom Harks

 

[Jon P]

To the tune of “I love horses they’re our friend” popular toy in the 90s

Rhi-an Brewster
he’s our friend

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Done a bit of googling for inspiration so here goes...

Brewster, probably the largest retailer of batteries in the West Country, man
Brewster, a brewery in Grantham
Brewster, get us some goyals
Brewster wallpaper in rolls

No tune as yet, just say it like a prayer to get used to the words

 

[YES Blade]

Here they come to stop the Brewster
Yeah here come the Brewster
You know he is gonna score
You know he is gonna score

 

[pommpey]

Motherfuckin' pissflaps
Arsebollocks, manfat
Shitwipe bastardknob
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck

Dildojizzing wankerchimes
Cockfuck testes spunklobbing bellchesse
We love you Brewster, oh yes we do
Bumending titslap, arsegrapes on toast

Needs work.

pommpey

 

[Billyblade]

Motherfuckin' pissflaps
Arsebollocks, manfat
Shitwipe bastardknob
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck

Dildojizzing wankerchimes
Cockfuck testes spunklobbing bellchesse
We love you Brewster, oh yes we do
Bumending titslap, arsegrapes on toast

Needs work.

pommpey

"Day 4 in Tourettes camp, Pommpey feels creative"

 

[ZLB]

Motherfuckin' pissflaps
Arsebollocks, manfat
Shitwipe bastardknob
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck

Dildojizzing wankerchimes
Cockfuck testes spunklobbing bellchesse
We love you Brewster, oh yes we do
Bumending titslap, arsegrapes on toast

Needs work.

pommpey

oh I say. You do like swearing a lot dontca?

 

[pommpey]

oh I say. You do like swearing a lot dontca?

I think, given the current situation viz crowds, it would be ideal to sing this with your family on the sofa.

I also think that Brewster would appreciate it. If he could hear it.

pommpey

 

[sitwell]

I think, given the current bastard situation viz twatting crowds, it would be fucking ideal to sing this with your wanky family on the pissing sofa.

I also think that cunting beauty Brewster would appreciate it. If he could bastarding hear the fucker.

pommpey