BREAKING NEWS

[1973Blade]

Walsall have won 1-0 at Leicester City Academy to finish top of our group (Northern Group H).

 

[spongebobblade]

In other far more important news, Toblerone are widening the gaps between the triangles

 

[Bladesman]

In other far more important news, Toblerone are widening the gaps between the triangles

 

[Blade for Sale]

I've just extracted a more significant piece of fluff from the crack of my arse.

 

[Rodley]

 

[Billyblade]

In other far more important news, Toblerone are widening the gaps between the triangles

I've heard that.
They're calling it the Diet Toblerone.
Swiss bastards

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I've heard that.
They're calling it the Diet Toblerone.
Swiss bastards

Swiss is a bastard?

 

[Snowman]

It is not snowing.

 

[DifferentClass]

It is not snowing.

It will be snowing in Hull if Trump gets the presidency though!

 

[Cyprus Blade]

It will be snowing in Hull if Trump gets the presidency though!

I heard Hull would freeze over if Trump wins.

 

[Roygbiv]

It should have been us celebrating qualification but once again we bottled it

 

[DifferentClass]

I heard Hull would freeze over if Trump wins.

That's Swillsborough you're thinking of.

 

[BigBed]

Does anybody really care??

 

[Robby Blade]

Does anybody really care??

Of course we care. It should have been us qualifying.

 

[Billyblade]

Swiss is a bastard?

Shows how important punctuation is.
That sentence would've been a whole lot different if you'd missed off the question mark

 

[Weasel]

In other far more important news, Toblerone are widening the gaps between the triangles

I wouldnt be surprised if the Baron Greenback type figure that is 'Blatter' is behind all of this scandalous Toberlone business...both Swiss, and both out for maximum profit. It has Blatter all over this one i feel. Where is Danger Mouse to go and sort out this mess when you need him. Fifa could do a lot worse than have DM as president also.

 

[JOEYDEE]

FA cup it is then !

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Shows how important punctuation is.
That sentence would've been a whole lot different if you'd missed off the question mark

All irrelevant if the bastard doesn't read it.

 

[Billyblade]

All irrelevant if the bastard doesn't read it.

 

[BushBlade]

Does anybody really care??

Yeah, I like Toblerone.

 

[The_Green_Man]

It's an outrage! How can they do this?.....It just doesn't look right any more!

Sad times for chocolate!......What comes next? Twix will only be manufactured in Single finger??

 

[The Crab]

It's an outrage! How can they do this?.....It just doesn't look right any more!

Sad times for chocolate!......What comes next? Twix will only be manufactured in Single finger??

I wondered how bad it could be until I saw that picture, that just looks wrong.

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's an outrage! How can they do this?.....It just doesn't look right any more!

Sad times for chocolate!......What comes next? Twix will only be manufactured in Single finger??

Appalling miscalculation, Toblerone has historical as well as chocoholic significance.....it's mean spirited and is almost a pointer towards the triumph of the anti-renaissance narcissist Trump. Less is definitely not more, do not fuck with what's not broken!

 

[The Crab]

Appalling miscalculation, Toblerone has historical as well as chocoholic significance.....it's mean spirited and is almost a pointer towards the triumph of the anti-renaissance narcissist Trump. Less is definitely not more, do not fuck with what's not broken!

The twats that make the tins of chocolates like Roses And Minature Heros need a visit from the Splintered Broomhandle (sorry Bladesway) too, smaller every fucking year.

 

[itsinyerblood]

The twats that make the tins of chocolates like Roses And Minature Heros need a visit from the Splintered Broomhandle (sorry Bladesway) too, smaller every fucking year.

I agree.........but who or what is the Splintered Broomhandle?!?!

 

[The Crab]

I agree.........but who or what is the Splintered Broomhandle?!?!

Sorry, it's exactly what it is. A visit from me (or another appointed person) to insert the Splintered Broomhandle where the sun doesn't shine.

IIRC the phrase was created by Bladesway

 

[BigBed]

In the cupboard under the stairs??

 

[Weasel]

Yeah, I like Toblerone.

As does my Missus as well when i offer her piece of my obligatory xmas toblerone. This is despite her claiming that she doesnt eat much chocolate before she devours most of mine on Boxing day when im out most of the day.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Sorry, it's exactly what it is. A visit from me (or another appointed person) to insert the Splintered Broomhandle where the sun doesn't shine.

IIRC the phrase was created by Bladesway

Oh, in that case I'm shoulder to shoulder with that principle.....so what if they don't like it up 'em, whoever's responsible for such bastardisation it's time to remind them that there's this largely unheard of group called customers.

 

[The Crab]

Oh, in that case I'm shoulder to shoulder with that principle.....so what if they don't like it up 'em, whoever's responsible for such bastardisation it's time to remind them that there's this largely unheard of group called customers.

The excuse I heard the other day was "it's because they are more expensive to produce". Well just put the fucking price up a bit then, I'd rather that and get a normal Toblerone than something that looks like a fucking Aldi version of it.