Bladespotting

[Snowman]

I think there is only one person who could pick up a pint of milk from a Tesco Express driving an Aston Martin. Class bloke that Beard.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Once saw Mark Patterson outside the Lane about an hour before kick off.

Much more recently, in fact less than 12 months ago, he quoted me for a patio. I was a bit starstruck and in the end, his fame counted against him. I just couldn't have stopped myself from reminiscing about the good old Kendall days.

 

[Bert]

I saw George Santos a few days before Christmas in Manor Top Asda, and I can verify that he is a giant. I'd guess that he is 6' 4"-6' 5". I stopped and said hello and had a bit of chit chat with him, a nice bloke.

Bert Jnr has often chatted to him in French at the Lane. They are both the same height.

 

[UpTheClough]

I scored past Paddy Kenny on Anston rec. He was off on a run through Anston stones one evening must be 6 or more years ago and we were having a kick about aged 16 but fairplay to him he stood in goal for 5 mins (30 seconds) whilst we had a few shots.

 

[prince albert]

saw michael higdon in a couple of gym's in doncaster.... burger jim and pizza jim..

 

[Treeton Blade]

Don Peattie in Redgates, bought some Tonka toys, but I suspect they were for him.

 

[whitehouse79]

played football tennis with curtis woohouse at brid school said he would get in the first team.
I thought yea right.

 

[SRBlade]

Don Peattie in Redgates, bought some Tonka toys, but I suspect they were for him.

I saw the very same bloke, for 2 years, teaching me at college, he's still there I think.

 

[Jonboy60]

Used to have a drink and a bite to eat most weeks with graham shaw.
Twice a week at his stall in the castle market, and every Friday night in the sportsmen.

 

[Beat Jedi]

United used to go to Virgin Active at Broadfield Road sometimes until fairly recently. Was Morgs I saw first I did a double take whilst mid-set (probably trying to lift some pathetic weight) and he clocked me and and gave me an acknowledging wink like my uncle used to when I was a nipper (nothing sinister though)!

Saw Cresswell's cock (and the rest of him I assume but I just looked at his cock) in the changing rooms after one such session. Monty was there but I didn't see his cock as he did that thing where you put your pants on with a towel round you. Small one maybe??

Not seen them for a while. Seen Pig squad there more recently when that previous loser was manager. They all had pink towels. They just used to commandeer half the changing room and have their fucking pink towels and flip flops laid out waiting for them while they were all (probably) wanking each other off in the showers. Then half of them would drive off at excessive speed in the car park in black Evoques. Fucking bird's car.

I didn't look at any of their cocks.

 

[Jonboy60]

United used to go to Virgin Active at Broadfield Road sometimes until fairly recently. Was Morgs I saw first I did a double take whilst mid-set (probably trying to lift some pathetic weight) and he clocked me and and gave me an acknowledging wink like my uncle used to when I was a nipper (nothing sinister though)!

Saw Cresswell's cock (and the rest of him I assume but I just looked at his cock) in the changing rooms after one such session. Monty was there but I didn't see his cock as he did that thing where you put your pants on with a towel round you. Small one maybe??

Not seen them for a while. Seen Pig squad there more recently when that previous loser was manager. They all had pink towels. They just used to commandeer half the changing room and have their fucking pink towels and flip flops laid out waiting for them while they were all (probably) wanking each other off in the showers. Then half of them would drive off at excessive speed in the car park in black Evoques. Fucking bird's car.

I didn't look at any of their cocks.

The're all cocks.

 

[cahill]

Nigel Adkins was in the barbers shop on Ecclesall road when I was there several weeks ago. Didn't feel it was appropriate to speak to him

 

[cahill]

Ps He didn't get his cock out

 

[Oreyt]

United used to go to Virgin Active at Broadfield Road sometimes until fairly recently. Was Morgs I saw first I did a double take whilst mid-set (probably trying to lift some pathetic weight) and he clocked me and and gave me an acknowledging wink like my uncle used to when I was a nipper (nothing sinister though)!

Saw Cresswell's cock (and the rest of him I assume but I just looked at his cock) in the changing rooms after one such session. Monty was there but I didn't see his cock as he did that thing where you put your pants on with a towel round you. Small one maybe??

Not seen them for a while. Seen Pig squad there more recently when that previous loser was manager. They all had pink towels. They just used to commandeer half the changing room and have their fucking pink towels and flip flops laid out waiting for them while they were all (probably) wanking each other off in the showers. Then half of them would drive off at excessive speed in the car park in black Evoques. Fucking bird's car.

I didn't look at any of their cocks.

Glen Loovens ruffled my 5 year olds hair in that gym.

Made him have a MASSIVE hairwash after that : /

 

[Bladebri]

Talked to Paddy Kenny in Tenerifie, met him at a monkey park nice person.

 

[BouncinBlade]

Once saw Rob Kozluk driving down West Street in his Range Rover sport. He was holding his hand out the window with a puppet on the end, mimicking, making crazy hand gestures and sounds. Could do with him in the changing rooms right now. Good defender that brought the team together. Good old days!

 

[JJ Sefton]

This forum's very own billyblademan stalking the mean streets of Kings Cross at about half past five yesterday evening.

 

[Bert]

Once saw Rob Kozluk driving down West Street in his Range Rover sport. He was holding his hand out the window with a puppet on the end, mimicking, making crazy hand gestures and sounds. Could do with him in the changing rooms right now. Good defender that brought the team together. Good old days!

Good defender? He was crap even in his good days.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Good defender? He was crap even in his good days.

He'd look like Paolo Maldini in this team.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Could have sworn I saw Paul Coutts running out of the tunnel, around 7.40 on Tuesday, he then totally disappeared, until I spotted him again, running back to the bench an hour or so later.

 

[CarlingBlade]

I was pissed in Murrdocks about 6 months ago and Santos was in there, he got the usual "Santos" chant from me and the other Blades in their, his French mates looked a little perplexed that he was still help in such high regard 14yrs after he left the club. I asked him if he really wanted to hurt Johnson v WBA, he's response in a strong French accent (just to add to the brief but very cool response) was "of course".

 

[Bartleby]

I was pissed in Murrdocks about 6 months ago and Santos was in there, he got the usual "Santos" chant from me and the other Blades in their, his French mates looked a little perplexed that he was still help in such high regard 14yrs after he left the club. I asked him if he really wanted to hurt Johnson v WBA, he's response in a strong French accent (just to add to the brief but very cool response) was "of course".

with good reason given what had happened the year before

 

[Dkc]

Talking of seeing players cocks, I saw Vinnie Jones get his cock out in the Sheaf on Bramall Lane following promotion. He was stood on the bar directing the singing. Then the fans started singing "Vinnie Vinnie show us your cock". He obliged.

 

[Russ]

Saw Colin Morris in old asda at Handsworth when he played for us and I was a kid. Said excuse me are you Colin Morris. (As if anyone else looked like him!!!!)

Also saw him on an aeroplane. He was on the wing. Da dum tshhh

 

[Nade]

I once saw Derek Geary in the Toby Carvery on Ecclesall Road South.

I also saw all the players of the 06/07 season every day in training.

 

[Ivanhoe]

I will be having a lager or two with this fine fellow at around 12:30 tomorrow..!!

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Today i saw a few blades fans going into the train staion

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I met Carl Asaba by total fluk just outside Nottingham Trent's Library and he was having a coffee with a mate. I was a student at the time and I think he was still playing for us then or maybe he hadn't long gone, and I actually had my United shirt on, so he we clocked each other and had a brief chat. Seemed a really decent guy. Saw Tony Agana by fluke recently and another total gent.

Carl and Tony, two gents of the modern game. Asaba gives a ten min, unnecessarily long interview on Triple assault DVD on how we belong in the prem, etc.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I will be having a lager or two with this fine fellow at around 12:30 tomorrow..!!

Would love to hear Eddie talk about games,against that wizened little cunt Bremner. One Scot , and it's ours, would have to come out on top there.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Today i saw a few blades fans going into the train staion

I saw one in town just now. My reflection, in Boots shop window.