Blades Vs Family.

[Harry's Game]

Just twigged that my Mother in Laws long planned 80th Birthday do is on Friday 27th October.

The night we play Leeds on Sky.

What to do..

 

[S5Blade]

Just twigged that my Mother in Laws long planned 80th Birthday do is on Friday 27th October.

The night we play Leeds on Sky.

What to do..

Mobdro

 

[s4-blade]

go with the family......














the blades family!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Tell her you'll go to the 90th

 

[shorehamview]

On the 25th, start coughing. Man flu will be developing, and as we all know, it’s a terrifying disease that you wouldn’t want your dear mother-in-law to catch, it may just see her off.

 

[Bayingblade]

Take her

I mean to the match of course

 

[Bladepicker]

Just twigged that my Mother in Laws long planned 80th Birthday do is on Friday 27th October.

The night we play Leeds on Sky.

What to do..

I'm guessing your 'what to do' question is actually 'how do I tell our lass I'm not going'.

I'd take the cowards way out. Say you're badly.

 

[Harry's Game]

I mean I love the Blades, ...




But I am also quite keen on having my bollocks in the correct place.

 

[Grizzly blade]

Sky go, on yer phone.

Sorted.

 

[Harry's Game]

Sky go, on yer phone.

Sorted.

Out in the sticks.. No WiFi.

 

[Danny_Boy]

Just twigged that my Mother in Laws long planned 80th Birthday do is on Friday 27th October.

The night we play Leeds on Sky.

What to do..

If it was mother I'd say do the right thing but since it's mother in law, watch the match!

 

[Grizzly blade]

Where the fuck is this place with no WiFi.....the feckin shetlands?

Tell her she best find a solution to the internet issue or you won’t be there.

 

[PeteBlade]

FaceTime her from the Kop.

 

[ucandomagic]

Tell them that you know she would really enjoy her birthday best as just a purely girlie night, so they can all talk their arses off - so you'll pay for that and then she can go round for a separate dinner with each of the family groups over the next few weeks.

Either that or get Keith round to tell her to get back in the fucking kitchen and you'll be back after closing.

 

[Harry's Game]

FaceTime her from the Kop.

What the Leeds Kop?

I don't know what would be more dangerous to my health, going on there in full Blades get up or telling our lass I can't make the party?

 

[BigBed]

Take her out for a meal and book the table under the tv, tell ur lass it was the only one available n spend the night stairing over her shoulder and ignoring any knitting or baking conversations taking place. Job done.

 

[SwissBlade]

True Blades are at the match. #justsaying

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Just twigged that my Mother in Laws long planned 80th Birthday do is on Friday 27th October.

The night we play Leeds on Sky.

What to do..

We've had this one mate, a few weeks ago. There was a whole thread on how to avoid going out on some elderly relative's birthday. Some good suggestions in there too. Worth checking it out.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Couldn't you nip out to the pub for a bit to watch the match then go back? That's what I did when I attended a wedding on the same day we played Stevenage away in the playoffs in 2012.

 

[CarlingBlade]

80th, just tell her you was there, she'll not know the difference.

 

[elgoog44]

Just twigged that my Mother in Laws long planned 80th Birthday do is on Friday 27th October.

The night we play Leeds on Sky.

What to do..

could be worse you could be in Disney land Paris in one of there hotels and not a cat in hells chance of watching it at all

 

[Harry's Game]

80th, just tell her you was there, she'll not know the difference.

I know someone who would notice.

 

[Weasel]

Are you seriously asking this question? I'd wish her a happy birthday in a card which you can send with the old dear, and then get yourself off to the match or the pub to watch the Wizards. There is no fkin way that I would go to my mother in laws birthday bash if Utd were playing. Jusy can't be done and is not on my radar. Tbf it takes me all my time to turn up once a year at Xmas time and pretend to be interested in what the old bat rattles on about. If it was her funeral.....then I might shoehorn it in at half time.

 

[Hodgyman]

The answer is simple just see if Chris or Chelsea will record it on their phone and play it back when you get back from the match. Your mother in law might like to see are-run of her party too

 

[Seanshoreham]

Get her a ticket for the match and show what she missed for all those decades............

 

[Grappler]

I know someone who would notice.

If she is 80, she will remember world war 2, can't you just tell her you have had your call up papers to go and do some national service, then the next day turn up and say they didn't need you after all?

 

[FTPE]

Mobdro

You Can stream party's on Modbro now?

 

[1973Blade]

Tell her you'll go to the 90th

That clashes with the Bayern Munich away game in the Champions League.

 

[super_pig]

make yourself 'seen' at the beginning and then make yourself scarce for a bit.. make yourself 'seen' at the end. they'll not even notice you're not there too busy yapping