Match Thread Blades v. Southend match chat

[pommpey]

How was the pitch?

pommpey

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

The Southend players arrived on a baby chicken coloured coach.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Can't wait to drive down the M1 in a minute

 

[blade.i.am]

Referee was a twat. Think I'm on safe ground with this one.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Can't wait to drive down the M1 in a minute

Away from Sheffield?

 

[Esablade]

Morsy was fuckin' A!

 

[Cyprus Blade]

An early goal would do wonders for our chances in this, but concede first and I think it will be an uphill struggle - not enough guile and invention in MF to break down solid banks of four. Can't see us keeping a clean sheet so a couple of goals needed at least. Fingers and toes crossed UTB

 

[Slim Man]

so.....you are quite happy with Basham, in CM, in a 4 ?

UTB

No?

 

[gavtheblade]

Gary Sinclair paraded around the pitch with a t-shirt saying"hi,I'm sunjihi.

 

[Tyler Durden]

What the fuck was Brayford doing for their goal?

 

[Jehovah]

Im in Portugal and have identified a suitable bar to watch the results come in. Iook forward to smashing the bar up seconds after the reporter says "and now to bramall lane"

Cancel that, I've found another bar who's name demands I smash it up if we lose

 

[BushBlade]

What the fuck was Brayford doing for their goal?

Trying to pick up the man Coutts didn't track back.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I can't believe we were so bad in the first half that Phil Brown kept OUR players on the pitch to give them a bollocking.

 

[BushBlade]

I've just bought McNulty's Rolex Submariner. He was pissed up in Napoleans trying to put it on the roulette table so I gave him £500 quid for it and he just said 'fuck it, I only paid a week's wages for it' before vomiting on the croupier whilst one of his mates punched Scougall in the face and started shouting 'where's Bully, I'll shiv the cunt'.

 

[Esablade]

Get in Wilder..I knew they'd come good after a few games..


We're gonna win the league!!!!!!!!

UTB!

 

[tyneblade]

Long redeems himself with last minute penalty save. Muppets on the kop begrudgingly put their hands together a couple of times.

Before his failure to judge the the rebound off Scougall's head shows how right they were.

 

[Idontlikewednesdays]

I admire everyone's optimism
It's quite incredible, when I first got into football Crewe and Rochdale had to beg to stay in the league cause they were so shite every season. And we scrapped a draw against one of them (both at home)
We are just shocking and a bit like Chicago Cubs it now appears our destiny to remain so.
I also am beginning to think our manager is potentially one of these guys that talks tough but like plenty of others cannot find the right combination.
God I hope we win tonight cause I truly love this club and despite years and years of disappointment my moods are still affected by results.
Sadly though we all hope we beat mighty Southend though rather than expect!

 

[SUFC Guy]

Sharp and Mcnulty both through on goal, both round the keeper, net gaping open wide and Billy beats Mcnuts to the ball and as he's about to unleash, a sudden gust of wind comes from nowhere and takes a hold of Mcnuts jumper that is tied around his neck only for it to tangle itself around Billy's feet - Billy hits the floor claiming a pen but it's waved away by the ref.

Wilder bemoans poor finishing once again!

 

[Greenwich Blade]

My confidence was misplaced. Going to miss kick-off.

 

[Blademagic]

To all those going enjoy game! Workin in London carnt make it give em a shout from me UTB!!!

 

[baggie192]

Well giving it a listen, so, kiss of death

 

[JOEYDEE]

How was the pitch?

Narrower

pommpey

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Barry Hayles, more like Barry Fails, looked like he couldn't be arsed again, need to get rid sharpish. And while ever we persist with that flat footed, fanny, Michael Tonge and his headless chicken pal Monty in midfield, we're not going to go anywhere fast! Warnock Out!

 

[Kenilworth]

They have the longest pier and we don't have one.
If one of their lads took a shot from the end of it - it would still find its way into our net

 

[sheffielder]

Didn't see 6-0 (to us) coming

 

[ziggy4001]

James Wallace, can't believe he missed the game, he's as fit as a fiddle that lad.

 

[Caseh]

Long to blame for the second. Other than that, what a joke from the lot.

 

[8lade]

apparently we're 3-0 down according to the BBC but that can't be right

 

[Kop Cat]

utterly,utterly EMBARASSING, they will be leaving at half time

 

[BladeInIreland]

I can't believe we were so bad in the first half that Phil Brown kept OUR players on the pitch to give them a bollocking.

I hope he does...