Auntie Linz and Uncle Foxy know me enough to know that if I was going to throw cheap stereotypes around then I'd have done a proper job of it. I'm just going on the fact that you said you were here merely to alert us to a pretend Orient fan. If you want to be the Resident Spammer then that's fine, we've got our Resident Wendy Fan/Pig in DJ and he's mostly harmless.
Now, polish up your Pearly King suit, roll out your barrel:nana:with a norf and sarf full of pie, mash, eels, flat expensive "beer" and cockles, and give us a full medley of "Knees Ap Mavva Brahn", the Eastenders, Minder, Only Fools And Horses and In Sickness And In Health theme tunes followed by an hour of Chas And Dave played on a kazoo.
While I shag my whippet. And drink nice beer, dah'n t'pit. Not there are any pits left.