Blades players you'd like to take out for a nice dinner and maybe take home if everything goes well

[SteveBlade]

I think Richard Stearman would be pleasant company so he'd be my choice and I think he'd offer to pay for the meal which would be nice.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Jade Pennock maybe

 

[SteveBlade]

Jade Pennock maybe

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Gay

 

[Nade]

Both suggestions so far are good for me.

I bet Steerman has a decent length on him. 'Steerman' is a solid name too. Steer can mean to lead, and it's also the name for a type of ox. 'Man' speaks for itself.

Seems like a decent bloke too, from what ive heard. Strong but gentle, which is just what i need.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Baldock without a doubt. Because if things went well he would come back to mine and have a pop on our lass while I get some time to catch up on some TV and a few cans without having to listen to how Jasmine has been very kind with the fuckin flexi-time. Again.

 

[Davalon]

It's a tricky one looking back.

We've had some right fannies over the years.

 

[Bladeloyal]

Is this something to do with rainbow laces nonsense

 

[Bill Johnson]

John CutBUSH.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Gay

who? me or her?

 

[SwissBlade]

The answer is obviously Billy Sharp.

 

[tomtheblade]

I like a bad boy who makes little effort in the relationship and takes advantage of me at every opportunity.

So Dean Hammond then.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The answer is obviously Billy Sharp.

Oi ! Are you looking at DronnieBlade s Bird?

 

[TJB.]

Dean Henderson.

Because I need saving.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

I heard from a bloke at work that there is some dating agency website where people leave a trip advisor rating afterwards...

He pointed out ‘best I’ve ever had’, ‘highly recommended’, ‘would say go for it to any lass’.

I thought this was great until I saw what was after my name ‘mows a nice lawn’, ‘polite in the morning with me gran’ and ‘I thought I scored at Bramall Lane y fronts were a thing of fantasy’

Be careful about who you bring home... devils work. Devils work...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Vinny Jones. Cheap and dirty.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Quite simply weird Steve.

Welcome to the club,

HH

 

[coaxingstar71]

Ollie Norwood - I'd get my balls out and watch him gracefully stroke them about all evening.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I think Richard Stearman would be pleasant company so he'd be my choice and I think he'd offer to pay for the meal which would be nice.

Why would you be taking him home afterwards though Steve?

 

[SteveBlade]

Why would you be taking him home afterwards though Steve?

Only if it goes well obviously.

No homo.

 

[RedandWhite]

Basham, he's hard but tender. I feel he could look after me under the duvet, but if i wanted him to roll over me like a freight train he would.

 

[S40BLADE]

Basham, he's hard but tender. I feel he could look after me under the duvet, but if i wanted him to roll over me like a freight train he would.

Underrated post

 

[cahill]

Best thread ever. Ooooo David McGoldrick. Dribbles well

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Dave Kitson.

Well spoken, articulate and intelligent. Allegedly the Secret Footballer, so plenty to talk about.

No bumming though - he is a jinner!