Bit of fun - Rhyming United players

[FoxtrotAlphaZulu]

A few of us at work trying to make the Friday afternoon go a bit faster, and we stumbled upon trying to name as many Blades players past or present that rhymed. So far (without Google) we have:

Sandford > Bamford
Page > Gage
Peck > Fleck
Quinn > Flynn
Rodgers > Hodges
Dowell > Powell
Cannon > Gannon
Ward > Ford
Blake > Lake

Any more....?

 

[brownblade]

Brooks > Brooks?

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Monty - Shitpile

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Chong Tong

 

[FoxtrotAlphaZulu]

Brooks > Brooks?

Brookes > Brooks. It's a bit like Treacy and Tracey.

Edit - Sorry I thought Andre's Brooks had an 'e'. My mistake.

 

[coaxingstar71]

(David) Brooks > (Andre) Brooks

Is this how this works?

Edit : brownblade beat me to it.

 

[FoxtrotAlphaZulu]

Chong Tong

Tong, Chong, Long

 

[coaxingstar71]

Garner > Agana ?

 

[coaxingstar71]

(George) Green > Deane

 

[ekke287]

Connor Sammon > Bag of Wank

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Reece - Rees
McHale - MacPhail

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Paul Shaw - Nicky Law

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

George Green - Brian Deane

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Louis Reed - Gary Speed.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Callum O'Hare - Alan Cork (no hair)

 

[BalticBlade]

This just a bit of fun?

 

[mattbianco1]

Hammond = Twat

 

[Carlton Blade]

Lundstram- CuntyMcTwatcuntstram

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Mark Bunn - Erik Tonne

 

[Houston_Blade]

Andy Gray - Jay O’Shea

 

[Houston_Blade]

Michael Polendakov - Fat lad from Cov (Hamer)

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Jim Bone - Matt Done

 

[Houston_Blade]

Paul Parker - Nicky Marker

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

I've sent myself off on a bit of a tangent here, apologies to FoxtrotAlphaZulu
Blades Duo's

(Paul) Holland & (Earl) Barrett
(Derek) French & (Dean) Saunders
(Craig) Short & (Keith) Curle(ys)
Derek (Richardson) & Clive (Mendonca)
(Paul) Smith & (Mick) Jones
(Shaun) Derry does (Tri) Dellas

 

[Gin&Juice]

Jay O’shea and David Sommeil

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Alan Kelly - Gustavo Big Belly

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Ched Evans-Lee Evans

 

[Badger Blade]

Flynn and Quinn

 

[Gimli]

Ben Davies - Ben Davies

 

[Cappy]

Hamer - Mousset