Billy misses out on fans player of the season to....

[Flatulent_Bob]

"head honcho"
"king of pork"
"not some minion"
All suggests there is some sort of hierarchy amongst the Swine. There isn't , they are just Pigs, Fat Pigs, Sows or Piglets. Fuck em, if the best they can come up with is stopping Billy getting another award, then let them wallow in their own shit.
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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

 

[Weasel]

then let them wallow in their own shit....
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Quite right my friend. No doubt it would be a particularly 'Massive' pile of their own shit as well.

 

[GrayBlade]

You know what Russ, much as I'd like to do that, I don't really care overmuch. Reason why? I have been watching us and the Pigs for 55 + years and to be entirely honest there's a way of conducting yourself with class and self deprecating modesty and there's a way of being an arrogant self publicising braying cunt. The latter has been their way since I used to visit both grounds from around 1965. Its either deluded or a severe case of an inferiority complex. Whatever, even if we lose I know which team, club and supporters is superior.

You sum them up to perfection mate.

 

[wizadry]

This award is that good I couldn't name you any player who has won it in any previous years.

 

[Bullet73]

Does anyone know this tools full name ? Would be very grateful