Biggest list of Out of work managers I could find

[sheffielder]

Alan Knill
Gerard Houllier
Mark McGhee
Paul Simpson
Alan Shearer
Mark Robson
Paul Sturrock
Alex McLeish
Martin O'Neill
Peter Jackson
Andy Thorn
Henning Berg
Michael Appleton
Peter Reid
Avram Grant
Iain Dowie
Mick Wadsworth
Richard O'Kelly
Brian Horton
Jamie Pitman
Micky Mellon
Roberto Di Matteo
Jim Magilton
Neale Cooper
Roy Keane
Carl Fletcher
John Barnes
Neil Warnock
Sammy McIlroy
Dave Penney
John Coleman
Nick Barmby
Simon Davey
Dean Holdsworth
John Still
Owen Coyle
Ståle Solbakken
Gary Megson
Keith Curle
Paul Dickov
Steve Cotterill - coach at qpr
Gary Mills
Keith Millen
Paul Groves
Steve Kean
Gary Simpson
Lawrie Sanchez
Paul Hart
Sven-G. Eriksson
Gary Smith
Lee Bradbury
Paul Jewell
Terry Brown
Gary Waddock
Les Parry
Paul Peschisolido
Terry Connor
Geraint Williams
Mark Hughes
Steve McClaren
Gareth Southgate

I have to admit I thought Nick Barmby was unlucky at Hull and maybe he will learn not to play office politics again

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

A few stand out:

Di Matteo for starters!

 

[sheffielder]

I can't see king kev bank rolling that idea

 

[Torrix1889]

In L1 I could see us ending up with someone like Lawrie Sanchez.....

 

[sitwell]

Owen Coyle please ,and where is D Wilson ?

 

[chipsncake]

Agree, Owen Coyle for me as well.

 

[sheffielder]

Owen Coyle please ,and where is D Wilson ?

I removed him from the list, there were a few others which said unemployed which were out of date too.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Observations and comments from Blackheath Blade -

Alan Knill - his chances are exactly that........Nil.
Gerard Houllier - if he managed us, there would be no repeat of a heart attack through exitement.
Mark McGhee - hopeless scottish cunt.
Paul Simpson - we'd be better off with Bart Simpson.
Alan Shearer - I hate Shearer, even more so since it was claimed he shagged Gaby Logan.
Mark Robson - no offence but who???
Paul Sturrock - alcoholic ex pig with massive tabs, no thanks.
Alex McLeish - see Mark McGhee.
Martin O'Neill - sorry but right now, we havent got £100m to spend on players like he's used to.
Peter Jackson - Jacko's a top lad but smoking isn't allowed at Bramall Lane now.
Andy Thorn - his record at Coventry makes him an oustanding candidate for us.
Henning Berg - no, just no.
Michael Appleton - would last a month, then an offer to manage Dial House Club would come along
and he'd be off like a fuckin shot.
Peter Reid - see Martin O'Neill, plus, he's so ugly, they wouldn't let kids in The Lane for fear of scaring them.
Avram Grant - closet vampire, he'd be the only Blades manager in history to wear a cloak on the touchline.
Iain Dowie - he's so ugly, they wouldn't let adults in The Lane.
Mick Wadsworth - no thank you.
Richard O'Kelly - again, no offence but who?
Brian Horton - didn't know he was still alive. Well there you go.
Jamie Pitman - is this a typo? Jenny Pitman surely?
Micky Mellon - what a "grape" name for a manager, The Blades would be a "plum" job for Micky, a "peach" of a bloke.
Roberto Di Matteo - "Hi Robbie, it's Kevin McCabe here" "We'd like to offer you the job of manager with a salary of two grand a week, what do you say?" ..........."Robbie?............Robbie? are you there?"
Jim Magilton - see Andy Thorn but replace Coventry with Ipswich.
Roy Keane - see Jim Magilton. I'm all for Triggs the Dog though.
John Barnes - never broke sweat as a player, same in management.
Sammy McIlroy - Radio Pig wouldn't be able to understand his after match interviews.
Simon Davey - should never be allowed inside a football stadium again.
Owen Coyle - would forever be persecuted by some Blades for pissing on our hopes in 2009.
Ståle Solbakken - oh please, dear god no.
Gary Megson - vile pig, a slur on the game. I would throw myself under a tube train if this odious cunt was even allowed near Bramall Lane.
Keith Curle - no thanks.
Paul Dickov - I went to sort this little cunt out after the Oldham game this season. Having him as Manager would mean I could offer him out every week. My favourite.

 

[sheffielder]

I didn't write the list, I just copy and pasted.

 

[Kev Gee]

Peter Reid. Shoe in for the job.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Not all of these are out of work anyway.

Paul Groves is back as the Youth team manager at Bournemouth, Keith Millen is the assistant at Palace, Terry Connor is the assistant at Ipswich, Geriant Williams is the welsh under 21 coach.....

 

[sheffielder]

I just copied a list from a website :'(

 

[Pollingtonblade]

"Michael Appleton - would last a month, then an offer to manage Dial House Club would come along
and he'd be off like a fuckin shot. "

He would have a job, Dial House shut down years ago!