Beef Pork

[Balham]

Don't you mean Hutchinson? He's their shithouse.

Hutchinson, underneath it all, is a pub player who seems at best disregard the chance of injuring his opponents. I can't stand him, he tackles like some of the idiots I used to face in the Brentwood & District Sunday League.

 

[PokerBlade]

When you say 'less' you do know that they'd just lost 8-0 (EIGHT - NIL) at Newcastle don't you?

Speedo's header is probably the best, but Pressman fucking up for number six is pretty funny.

 

[Tyler Durden]

When you say 'less' you do know that they'd just lost 8-0 (EIGHT - NIL) at Newcastle don't you?

It was after a 1-0 defeat at Watford in March 2000.

The 8-0 was in September 1999. I was on holiday in Corfu at the time. My dad got talking to a Newcastle fan and said "I hope you put 7 past those bastards on Saturday". They went one better

 

[DifferentClass]

Forestieri is having a knee op and is out for at least 3 months

Bollocks. Wanted us all to serenade him with a bit of Abba

My mum was once babysitting my nephew and was doing the this little piggy bit with him. Instead of saying "this little piggy had roast beef", she said "this little piggy had PORK BEEF".

No, my mum is not Carlost but her sister is a pig

 

[JOEYDEE]

Sounding like Cantona with his quote of birds following trawlers to eat sardines or whatever it was

 

[Grappler]

Speedo's header is probably the best, but Pressman fucking up for number six is pretty funny.

Just sat watching that with a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.

Lovely stuff.

 

[BigBed]

I just think Lee and Hutchinson are likely key players in a derby game, take those two out and I'm confident we'd win the battle.

But Bannon seems to score screamers, and although Blackman can stop some good shots, his handling might just cause problems with some of those hard long range efforts. He doesn't need to be out with serious injury, just a broken leg or 2....

 

[Beat Jedi]

Nope, I haven't a clue what it is either.

More proof that he talks garbage:

"Carlos Carvalhal has defended his tactics ahead of the Nottingham Forest game


When asked by reporter Rob Staton if he should be playing more entertaining football for the fans Carlos explained "Usually you just eat Pork Beef when you thought you were tasting lobster" then went on a ramble about eating lobsters, shrimps and beef pork for a bit

He says he has previously put lobster on the table and that has brought about responsibility."

Hmmm not sure I'm convinced despite this excellent speech. Does Carlos have any experience of food production? Think I'll steer clear of this porky beef for now and stick to Chansiri's chicken of the sea. The guy seemingly knows fuck all about football but clearly knows how to produce good quality sea poultry.

 

[Blade-on-Tyne]

Thought I knew a bit about Portuguese cuisine, but never heard of Pork Beef

Perhaps he means Beefy Bacon - on the breakfast menu in hotels in many pigmeat avoiding countries. Quite tasty when well cooked - unlike chicken sausage which is vile.

 

[JohnStreet]

Will apologise in advance.





Don't look now if ur having ur tea






This is beefy pork...

 

[stringjunior]

Will apologise in advance.





Don't look now if ur having ur tea






This is beefy pork...








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'kinell that's vile

 

[Kenilworth]

Thought I knew a bit about Portuguese cuisine, but never heard of Pork Beef

It means that he fucks cows - or bulls, up the arris

 

[mattbianco1]

How about Beefy pork?!

How about wrong fucking section

 

[steve26272]

Ian bothams cock?

sounds like the name of a guest beer at a micro brewery "bag o pork scratchings and a pint of Ian Bothams cock please"
if you never had it before, don't ask for a taster.

 

[Liverpool blade]

Will apologise in advance.





Don't look now if ur having ur tea






This is beefy pork...








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That's fucking horrific!!.

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Hes just been hit with a 2 match ban for arguing with Phil Parkinson. Who days the international break is dull ? Forestfairy out for 3 months and now Carlos.Absolutely fucking hilarious.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Just pork me thinks?

 

[SwissBlade]

sounds like the name of a guest beer at a micro brewery "bag o pork scratchings and a pint of Ian Bothams cock please"
if you never had it before, don't ask for a taster.

It's more like something that Heston blumanthal would serve in ice lolly form

 

[I should coco]

yeah beefpork is amusing but he ain't English now is he.

I suppose that with any other guest of this country it is almost borderline racist in an ITV's 'Mind your language' sort of way.

Having said that, he is the pig's manager.
Our hated local rivals.
Despised and detested in fact.

He deserves ALL the shit he gets.

And more.

Then more after that.

Perhaps Tyler Durden may want to pop along to give the twat some proper grief and admonish me as a liberal softy.

 

[I should coco]

It was after a 1-0 defeat at Watford in March 2000.

The 8-0 was in September 1999.

Facts, schmacts.

If we'd had a manager who'd overseen an 8-0 defeat I'd be down in the car park before Brian-the-Blade had even begun to think about painting his 'Warnock Out' board.

EIGHT BLOODY NIL!
How the hell did he last until March?

He may not have been completely at fault for signing Bob De Builder, the two Scottish cripples, Wim Pig, Seaborn and the other shite, but he was a disaster for Wendy.

Gives me a warm and rosy glow just thinking about it.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I suppose that with any other guest of this country it is almost borderline racist in an ITV's 'Mind your language' sort of way.

Having said that, he is the pig's manager.
Our hated local rivals.
Despised and detested in fact.

He deserves ALL the shit he gets.

And more.

Then more after that.

Perhaps Tyler Durden may want to pop along to give the twat some proper grief and admonish me as a liberal softy.

You're doing a grand old job ISC.

I can't be too harsh on Carlos. He's tearing SWFC apart and for that I am grateful. Plus he pissed them off even more when he congratulated us on promotion

 

[WooltonBlade]

We're becoming as obsessed as them

 

[DifferentClass]

Beef or Pork would have meant, yeah beefpork is amusing but he ain't English now is he.

I wouldn't imply it to be racist. My mum made the same gaffe once (as I've documented elsewhere on this thread) and her first language is English, her parents' first language was English and at least five generations of her family have spoken English as their first language.