Beef Pork

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Nope, I haven't a clue what it is either.

More proof that he talks garbage:

"Carlos Carvalhal has defended his tactics ahead of the Nottingham Forest game


When asked by reporter Rob Staton if he should be playing more entertaining football for the fans Carlos explained "Usually you just eat Pork Beef when you thought you were tasting lobster" then went on a ramble about eating lobsters, shrimps and beef pork for a bit

He says he has previously put lobster on the table and that has brought about responsibility."

 

[Ricky]

I just hope he can hang onto his job for another 3 weeks.

 

[Silent Blade]

Forestieri is having a knee op and is out for at least 3 months

 

[The Crab]

Nope, I haven't a clue what it is either.

More proof that he talks garbage:

"Carlos Carvalhal has defended his tactics ahead of the Nottingham Forest game


When asked by reporter Rob Staton if he should be playing more entertaining football for the fans Carlos explained "Usually you just eat Pork Beef when you thought you were tasting lobster" then went on a ramble about eating lobsters, shrimps and beef pork for a bit

He says he has previously put lobster on the table and that has brought about responsibility."

Thought I knew a bit about Portuguese cuisine, but never heard of Pork Beef

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Thought I knew a bit about Portuguese cuisine, but never heard of Pork Beef

How about Beefy pork?!

 

[Ricky]

Forestieri is having a knee op and is out for at least 3 months

Westwood, Lee and Hutchinson are all currently injured as well. Along with Forestieri they're probably the four I'd want to miss the derby.

It looks like at least two of those will be back but they probably won't be 100% fit.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Please let him be in the opposite dug out on September 24th

 

[Pierre's PC]

Maybe he's been enjoying tunamans pork&beef sausage?

 

[The Crab]

How about Beefy pork?!

It could catch on

 

[SwissBlade]

Hang in there Carlos, hang in there.

 

[SwissBlade]

How about Beefy pork?!

Ian bothams cock?

 

[The Crab]

Ian bothams cock?

Think I've just gone off the idea, I'll stick to Piri Piri Chicken I think!

 

[Balham]

Westwood, Lee and Hutchinson are all currently injured as well. Along with Forestieri they're probably the four I'd want to miss the derby.

It looks like at least two of those will be back but they probably won't be 100% fit.

Westwood was on the bench for the Republic of Ireland for their two games last week so he's fit. He got taken off against Burton as a precaution - he was lucky to not get seriously injured though as Sordell's challenge was horrendous.

I'd add Hooper to that list: he's by far their best forward.

 

[Superblades]

He's totally lost the plot. Only a matter of time until he's sacked

 

[dazzlingblade]

my portugese bullshit is not great but i can translate to a decent level

i picked out from that

the united of sheffield are much better than us

i wish we had a magica hat wearing super de star

i want a good man to finda the net, like that billy at the united, he likes to shoot penalty

the christophe wilder is my hero, he is a much better than a me

when i say a lobster i meana de tuna

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

my portugese bullshit is not great but i can translate to a decent level

i picked out from that

the united of sheffield are much better than us

i wish we had a magica hat wearing super de star

i want a good man to finda the net, like that billy at the united, he likes to shoot penalty

the christophe wilder is my hero, he is a much better than a me

when i say a lobster i meana de tuna

Welcome back Roberto

 

[Wapping Blade]

Ian bothams cock?

You just know he calls it that, don't you?

 

[snootyfenooty]

Pork Beef simply means a pig with a gripe. There's plenty around at the moment.

 

[elgoog44]

Reporter - "So Carlos, tell us about the game ahead and the derby"

Carlos thoughts - "Fuck I am bricking it and United are so much better than, what can I say....uuurrrrrmmmmm... I had pork today, but too close to pigs and the lot at united would love that, Beef Pork, yes I will ramble about beef pork and no one will ever know we are bricking it.."

Carlos - Usually you just eat Pork Beef when you thought you were tasting lobster" then went on a ramble about eating lobsters, shrimps and beef pork for a bit

 

[Tyler Durden]

They sacked Danny Wilson for less.

Come to think of it, so did we.

 

[BigBed]

Westwood, Lee and Hutchinson are all currently injured as well. Along with Forestieri they're probably the four I'd want to miss the derby.

It looks like at least two of those will be back but they probably won't be 100% fit.

I'd like to see Bannon out for a few months also, hes about the scums best player currently.

 

[Snowman]

I'd like to see Bannon out for a few months also, hes about the scums best player currently.

And unfortunately the one player who is likely to seriously injure any one of our players for the sheer hell of it.

 

[I should coco]

They sacked Danny Wilson for less.

When you say 'less' you do know that they'd just lost 8-0 (EIGHT - NIL) at Newcastle don't you?

 

[Esablade]

He's taking the piss now..surely?

 

[Blade58]

Nope, I haven't a clue what it is either.

More proof that he talks garbage:

"Carlos Carvalhal has defended his tactics ahead of the Nottingham Forest game


When asked by reporter Rob Staton if he should be playing more entertaining football for the fans Carlos explained "Usually you just eat Pork Beef when you thought you were tasting lobster" then went on a ramble about eating lobsters, shrimps and beef pork for a bit

He says he has previously put lobster on the table and that has brought about responsibility."

Well that makes sense and the fact he talks utter shite, answers the question as to why wendy fans love him

 

[Ricky]

I'd like to see Bannon out for a few months also, hes about the scums best player currently.

I just think Lee and Hutchinson are likely key players in a derby game, take those two out and I'm confident we'd win the battle.

And unfortunately the one player who is likely to seriously injure any one of our players for the sheer hell of it.

Don't you mean Hutchinson? He's their shithouse.

 

[FTPE]

Our managers are complete polar opposites aren't they?

Even if he didn't have the most straight talking manager in football across the city from him, that Portuguese pig would still sound like a complete tosspiece!

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

Beef or Pork would have meant, yeah beefpork is amusing but he ain't English now is he.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Forestieri is having a knee op and is out for at least 3 months

Excellent news - wish him well and hope he makes a full recovery for....









...15/01/2018 (just in case it gets moved to the Sunday)

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Pork or beef he would have meant, yeah porkbeef its amusing but he ain't English now is he.

Cake shoe, cakey shoe, shoe made of cakey....