Incoming? Barry Bannan

[LoughboroBlade]

The suggested rumour is highly dubious - a 3/10 on the plausibility scale.

The rumour’s source, assumed in the absence of a named source to be the poster themselves, has an extremely poor record of transfer scoop fabrication over a long period of time - a high 10/10 on the bullshitometer.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I think my vidal rumour has more credit and I found that at the back of a jazz mag

 

[SteveBlade]

I think he's alright at football and would do an alright job for us.

Would be relatively amusing I suppose.

 

[Large Mendonca]

I think it would trump the Madine loan signing from last year......

 

[blademark]

I think my vidal rumour has more credit and I found that at the back of a jazz mag

I think you may have spelled Jazz wrongly. Typo maybe ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I think my vidal rumour has more credit and I found that at the back of a jazz mag

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I think you may have spelled Jazz wrongly. Typo maybe ?

Nope, always referred to as jazz mag,.not jizz.

 

[sitwell]

It wouldnt be transfer window without a peach from JL94x4

 

[mattbianco1]

I saw Theo Walcott filling his range rover up at the Shell on Bramall Lane earlier. He was talking to Karim Benzema.

 

[Addison]

Is this the Hilarious rumours thread?

 

[Le Cynique]

I think my vidal rumour has more credit and I found that at the back of a jazz mag

I’ve never managed to make it all the way to the end of a jazz mag

 

[Mouth of the South]

There's actually more rumours online that he's headed to Leeds. I suppose whether he's sold will depend on just how deep the Massive are in it with regards to FFP.

Despite no Utd obviously being nowhere near good enough to get into their side , BB is one of only a few assets they have with any market value.

Personally, I'm not convinced he'd be able to cut it at Prem level although signing him would be worth it just to see CW's face at the signing. Hahaha

 

[BigBed]

Hope so. He’s shite

How dare you, he's the self professed, best player ever to kick a football!!
All other players are left quivering in his wake.

 

[KoppedOff]

No thanks. Not very good and looks like a street beggar who drinks polish and fights pigeons for dropped chips.

However; the comedy value would be immense, especially after he bared his bitterness in the paper the other week.

 

[SwissBlade]

How dare you, he's the self professed, best player ever to kick a football!!
All other players are left quivering in his wake.

Hes a world beater against shit sides.
Lord Lucan against decent sides

 

[Seth Rollins]

FFS Jason. If you cant post owt better than this then dont post owt at all.

 

[Auld Reekie Blade]

 

[BettingBlade]

The rumour is obviously not circling though is it?

It’s like someone farting in a lift, no one is even thinking about it until someone releases a bit of shite into the atmosphere.

 

[Rodley]

God I miss Richard Cadette

 

[Torrix1889]

Rumours circulating... probably bullshit. Would be good cover for Lunny and Fleck tho.

You have surpassed yourself with this one Jason.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Buy him, loan him to a Championship club or stick him in with our kids.

 

[Harrisblade]

No thanks. Not very good and looks like a street beggar who drinks polish and fights pigeons for dropped chips.

Well he's quicker than me then.
I can never lay a glove on the little feathered bastards when they nick one of mine!

 

[mancunianblade]

Nope, always referred to as jazz mag,.not jizz.

The classic Rod Stewart tune “Jazz Mags and the Jizz rags”

 

[Stretch]

He only stands out because he plays in a very average team, as he has for a few years now. Easy to look like a world beater when you are surrounded by shite.

If he was half as good as they think he is, a PL team would have seriously come in for him a while ago.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

You have surpassed yourself with this one Jason.

0% success rate on transfers this boy. This lad could fall into a barrell of tits and come up sucking his thumb.

 

[Carlton Blade]

 

[Scarebus]

The classic Rod Stewart tune “Jazz Mags and the Jizz rags”

So thats why my poor old grandad was so sweaty!

 

[Tezza1889]

In a recent interview he quoted himself as the “heartbeat” of their team, and wished we’d be relegated..

Sign him up - we need a backstabbing heartbeat from a failed team of old men and crocks...

 

[BigBed]

Hes a world beater against shit sides.
Lord Lucan against decent sides

He's a bellend.

 

[Westran]

JL94x4 is obviously a massive wind up merchant. Dont get it personally. Making things up on the internet seems a bit of a weird hobby