Are we victims of a gypsy curse?

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As we haven't won anything since 1925, have been complete and utter bobbar for decades, and previously good players seem to lose all muscular coordination as soon as they pull on the red and white, perhaps witchcraft is to blame.

Birmingham's gypsy curse supposedly lasted 100 years. Here's how Barry Fry tried to break it (from http://www.weirdisland.co.uk/behaviour/superstitions/birmingham-cityst-andrews.html):

Ex Brum manager Barry Fry told the story most colourfully in an interview with Four Four Two magazine in 2009:
Well, we went three months without winning a game, and I was in the office shaking my head at our secretary, Alan Jones, saying I’d got it all wrong. He said “It’s not your fault, Baz, it’s the gypsy’s curse”. Gypsy curse? F--- off, what rubbish. But he said we’d always had it and that Ron Saunders put crosses on the dressing room floor, on the walls, on the players’ boots to scare it off, but that didn’t work cos he got the sack. So I said to Alan, “Do you know anyone in the gypsy world?” Turned out he knew the top geezer, so he got him down and he said the only way to lift the curse was to piss in all four corners of the pitch. I thought it was a wind up, but what the ’ell, we were desperate, so I pissed in all four corners, holding it in while I waddled round the pitch. Did it work? Well, we started to win and I thought it had, then they f---ing sacked me, so probably not.
 



Be a nice change for Weir to piss in all four corners of the ground instead of pissing on me chips week in week out
 
As we haven't won anything since 1925, have been complete and utter bobbar for decades, and previously good players seem to lose all muscular coordination as soon as they pull on the red and white, perhaps witchcraft is to blame.

Birmingham's gypsy curse supposedly lasted 100 years. Here's how Barry Fry tried to break it (from http://www.weirdisland.co.uk/behaviour/superstitions/birmingham-cityst-andrews.html):

Ex Brum manager Barry Fry told the story most colourfully in an interview with Four Four Two magazine in 2009:
Well, we went three months without winning a game, and I was in the office shaking my head at our secretary, Alan Jones, saying I’d got it all wrong. He said “It’s not your fault, Baz, it’s the gypsy’s curse”. Gypsy curse? F--- off, what rubbish. But he said we’d always had it and that Ron Saunders put crosses on the dressing room floor, on the walls, on the players’ boots to scare it off, but that didn’t work cos he got the sack. So I said to Alan, “Do you know anyone in the gypsy world?” Turned out he knew the top geezer, so he got him down and he said the only way to lift the curse was to piss in all four corners of the pitch. I thought it was a wind up, but what the ’ell, we were desperate, so I pissed in all four corners, holding it in while I waddled round the pitch. Did it work? Well, we started to win and I thought it had, then they f---ing sacked me, so probably not.

Might as well try it cus putting shit on the pitch hasn't worked
 
We would probably miss the corner & put the piss out for a throw.
 
It's not a gypsy curse they've got at the Lane it's a cricket curse. Didn't someone like Lord Hawke of FS 'Jackers' Jackson say if Yorkshire CCC ever left the Lane the place would be cursed. Look at our record post '73 to see the proof!
 
It's not a gypsy curse they've got at the Lane it's a cricket curse. Didn't someone like Lord Hawke of FS 'Jackers' Jackson say if Yorkshire CCC ever left the Lane the place would be cursed. Look at our record post '73 to see the proof!

Altho we were hardly Barcelona pre 73
 
I love this bit -

So I said to Alan, “Do you know anyone in the gypsy world?” Turned out he knew the top geezer

Hmm... the "top geezer" of the gypsy world... Sounds legit, right?
 
The 40 years prior to that were much better than 40 years since :)

Indeed 8 years out 41 in the top division since cricket went, 52 out of 70 before that. Never been lower than 11th in the 2nd tier before cricket went, we have done that 16 times since including 9 seasons in the lower divisions.

Hmmmmmm.........
 
Indeed 8 years out 41 in the top division since cricket went, 52 out of 70 before that. Never been lower than 11th in the 2nd tier before cricket went, we have done that 16 times since including 9 seasons in the lower divisions.

Hmmmmmm.........

Do Gypsies play cricket?
 



"Do Gypsies play cricket? "
Thinking about it United did have a gypsy play for them in the 97-98 title winning season - Rab Howell the only Romany to play for England - perhaps he turned his hand to cricket as well!
 

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