Apparently Some Blades Have Been Attacked

[Grappler]

Think you're onto something here. Is your boy band called Shitwasp and the Engerland Fans? Get yourself the contract for the England song for the Russia World Cup, and you will be straight to number 1.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Confirmed from a mate who was there that it happened

Considering this thread has reached page 7, even by the standards of this Forum, we are still a little light on detail. Joking apart, it would be particularly sad if a Boro/Blades feud developed further as a result of any myths that grow out of this.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Think you're onto something here. Is your boy band called Shitwasp and the Engerland Fans? Get yourself the contract for the England song for the Russia World Cup, and you will be straight to number 1.

No, his band is a Shitwasp and the Engerland Fans tribute band known as Take That (You foreign bastard)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Considering this thread has reached page 7, even by the standards of this Forum, we are still a little light on detail. Joking apart, it would be particularly sad if a Boro/Blades feud developed further as a result of any myths that grow out of this.

There's been a feud for a good few years now .

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

There's been a feud for a good few years now .

I didn't think we'd played them often enough in recent years for there to be a feud. I remember in the late 50s/early 60s a group us used to take a plastic ball (Frido?) to away games, and look for a park near the ground to challenge some of the locals to a game. We hammered Boro - did that start the feud? We lost at Luton though, so I can't wait to beat up some of their fans.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Good contribution to the thread....
Earlier I was accused of being BOTH a Shitwasp AND an Engerland Fan (the "er" bit appeared to be very important to the poster).
Owt else pending? ......
I'm already in the Bladey Boyband...

Does that mean that shitwasps & Eng(Grrrrrrrrrrrrr)land are (not) mutually exclusive?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I didn't think we'd played them often enough in recent years for there to be a feud. I remember in the late 50s/early 60s a group us used to take a plastic ball (Frido?) to away games, and look for a park near the ground to challenge some of the locals to a game. We hammered Boro - did that start the feud? We lost at Luton though, so I can't wait to beat up some of their fans.

The one I'm referring to started at Samantha's "new" all nighters around the late eighties.

 

[Grappler]

The one I'm referring to started at Samantha's "new" all nighters around the late eighties.

Did someone from Boro slide on a Sheffield lads talc?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Send in the Ruskis to sort em out.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

At least we've got our beloved Blades back this weekend.

 

[Lane Ender]

The one I'm referring to started at Samantha's "new" all nighters around the late eighties.

I prefer the early 70s Samantha days

 

[Grappler]

I prefer the early 70s Samantha days

Mid to late-ish for me, it was the first night club I ever got into, aged 14!

 

[super_pig]

Brian Clough is (still) the interesting one, and probably one of the biggest, if not biggest, "what if's" in English football.

The beauty of the situation is that we will, of course, never know if he could have turned it around. We can all have our own opinion. After reading his biography, I like to think that he would have.

the FA have only once hired a 'maverick' manager.. Alf Ramsey. and that didn't turn out well.. hold on a minute

 

[super_pig]

Brilliant thumbnail summary of those who have managed our national team since the great Sralf and the appalling, self serving organisation which represents our national game.

With regard to the truly awful Don Revie, when he played TC against Switzerland ( which if memory serves is the only time he picked him ) he gave him the job of man marking one of their midfield players who was a PART TIME WATCHMAKER !!

A bit like asking Renoir to emulsion your back kitchen. Twat.

it's a repeating pattern .. there is always a clamour for flair players .. that get put on the wing for one game never to be seen again.. Hudson.. Bowles.. TC.. Scholes it goes on
i once saw Hudson destroy the Germans single handedly... he was dropped for the next game
Gazza only got picked because Robson got injured and it forced Robsons hand

 

[Sean Thornton]

I prefer the early 70s Samantha days

74-closure in 76, halcyon days.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Good contribution to the thread....
Earlier I was accused of being BOTH a Shitwasp AND an Engerland Fan (the "er" bit appeared to be very important to the poster).
Owt else pending? ......
I'm already in the Bladey Boyband...

Until you were taken to task for having the temerity be patriotic and travel to support your national football team, I thought it was only local newspaper reporters who were castigated on here for their life choices. In fairness, Danny04 at least gets paid for what he does and which riles people, whereas you presumably paid money to go to Lithuania?

I can't quite work out if that makes you a more worthy object of derision or not.....

 

[Lane Ender]

Mid to late-ish for me, it was the first night club I ever got into, aged 14!

My first night club as well can’t really call Nether Edge Hall a night club

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Until you were taken to task for having the temerity be patriotic and travel to support your national football team, I thought it was only local newspaper reporters who were castigated on here for their life choices. In fairness, Danny04 at least gets paid for what he does and which riles people, whereas you presumably paid money to go to Lithuania?

I can't quite work out if that makes you a more worthy object of derision or not.....

I'm still waiting to hear if the Ball_Sup (Phil) carrier bag is still intact. Cost 5 bleeding pence now.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Don't forget that most essential of modern football's foundations - the cheese room! Tottingham are the first of what will become a design staple at stadium's across the land. It might add another fiver to the price of a ticket, but fuck it, where cheese is concerned it's a no-brainer, innit?

Cheese room? A bloody cheese room. I had to Google that, just in case it was an euphemism that had passed me by. I wish it had been. A cheese room at a football ground (shakes head). And I feel a bit ashamed about enjoying a pie at BDTBL.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Cheese room? A bloody cheese room. I had to Google that, just in case it was an euphemism that had passed me by. I wish it had been. A cheese room at a football ground (shakes head). And I feel a bit ashamed about enjoying a pie at BDTBL.

Funny, that's the same response I got from itsinyerblood when I first pointed it out to him. He thought I was on the wind up, but I first heard the idea mooted down here before building had even started. Staggered to realise they are actually doing it.

 

[Giddy Blade]

Didn't anybody else keep thinking, if wilder was in charge he wouldn't accept it, or warnock for that matter, the best thing about England last night is that they were marginally better than the previous two games, two holding midfielders against the equivalent of Gainsborough trinity, unbelievable, mind you, you only have to look at the manager before I am bored to fuckin tears, ah well there's always next year,after he is sacked and we start on the same road again.

I went to watch Gainsborough Trinity in FA Cup the other night..............you may not need a defence let alone holding midfield to beat them!!!

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Think you're onto something here. Is your boy band called Shitwasp and the Engerland Fans? Get yourself the contract for the England song for the Russia World Cup, and you will be straight to number 1.

Beats B. Bumble and the Stingers all day long and they had a number 1.

Now, we just need a title and I'm thinking how about updating an old classic to ' Three Lions on my Skirt' which should appeal to sections of the footballing community who have previously been overlooked.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Beats B. Bumble and the Stingers all day long and they had a number 1.

Now, we just need a title and I'm thinking how about updating an old classic to ' Three Lions on my Skirt' which should appeal to sections of the footballing community who have previously been overlooked.

Three Lions on my skirt?

Shouldn't this be in the transvestites thread in General Chat?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Funny, that's the same response I got from itsinyerblood when I first pointed it out to him. He thought I was on the wind up, but I first heard the idea mooted down here before building had even started. Staggered to realise they are actually doing it.

This is jut another dip in the gradual erosion of my favourite sport........what next? Pickle room? Chutney room? Hal-time masturbation room? I just hope that if this does happen they have communicating doors so that they get their money's worth. Cheese and pickle on a cracker, followed by a German (for those who are puzzled, refer to any reputable slang book), now that might have some virtue.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Three Lions on my skirt?

Shouldn't this be in the transvestites thread in General Chat?

I was thinking more of the transgender community who appear to be in fashion at the moment.

I do try to keep up with the times in spite of my advancing years, although I must say, it can be quite tiresome on occasions.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I was thinking more of the transgender community who appear to be in fashion at the moment.

I do try to keep up with the times in spite of my advancing years, although I must say, it can be quite tiresome on occasions.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I was thinking more of the transgender community who appear to be in fashion at the moment.

I do try to keep up with the times in spite of my advancing years, although I must say, it can be quite tiresome on occasions.

You may be thinking of "Hipsters" those bearded men in Bertie Wooster clothes and coloured shoes who are more effeminate than Liberace, (who gold lame admittedly looked good on)

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

You may be thinking of "Hipsters" those bearded men in Bertie Wooster clothes and coloured shoes who are more effeminate than Liberace, (who gold lame admittedly looked good on)

How very dare you ! I know a hipster when I see one and have a son who is of that ilk - if you require proof of that I can inform you that he lives in Hackney ( but nonetheless, he is 100 per cent Blade - brought up proper,like )

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Good contribution to the thread....
Earlier I was accused of being BOTH a Shitwasp AND an Engerland Fan (the "er" bit appeared to be very important to the poster).
Owt else pending? ......
I'm already in the Bladey Boyband...

Sorry. I'm a stickler for accuracy. I've now audited the thread.
I was actually accused of being a Shitwasp, an Engerland Fan AND a Cuntwaffle.
I have previously asked for the crime of being in the Bladey Boyband to be taken into account.

 

[sitwell]

Sorry. I'm a stickler for accuracy. I've now audited the thread.
I was actually accused of being a Shitwasp, an Engerland Fan AND a Cuntwaffle.
I have previously asked for the crime of being in the Bladey Boyband to be taken into account.

Are you going to Russia ,we apply in the ballot this morning ,planning 3 or 4 games in Moscow then a couple outside ,flights and trains sorted ,just got to find out what games we get now. Admittedly Im not much of an England fan ,but travelling, seeing new places and meeting football fans from all over the world is great fun. The trouble is greatly exaggerated , I saw virtually none at the Euros and went to some 'interesting 'games. Its trendy to lump all football fans in together and tar them with the same brush ,maybe in the papers and on TV ,but on here is a bit sad.