'Apocalype Nowt': Blog on Bolton via Chorley

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Great read Steve as usual, that picture of Chorley before the Blades arrive, is the Mermaid pub in Rye, just up the road from me. Just sayin...
 
HillmortonBlade said:
That is one of my favourite of your reports, and that is saying something.
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Cheers pal.

Pinchy said:
Excellent as usual Steve. Your man of the match selection is unassailable. A pity Chorloshima had to pay the ultimate price for a game of football, though.
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Can't say it wasn't deserved.

1066blade said:
Great read Steve as usual, that picture of Chorley before the Blades arrive, is the Mermaid pub in Rye, just up the road from me. Just sayin...
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Pretty sure I 'Googled' "Pretty village pub". Certainly looks it!
 
" Lovely to see some gentle fun poked at my beloved Chorley and Bolton" - Peter Kaye
"I agree" - Vernon Kaye
"Me too" Paddy McGuinnes
"eeee that Steve Mackan, e's a reyt laugh!, tha can't elp but have a chuckle when he does his blog report, or whatever the chuff they call these new fangled online reports" - Jacob Rees Mogg
"Consistently funnier than me" - Miranda
"Sorry Gaffer, I don't feel up to taking a penalty" - Jordan "shot shy" Rhodes
 
Excellent as usual,my kind of humour!
Thought coutts was like glen hoddle in the pre-match warm up .
 
“Dem Blades – Annual 2018” will be dispatched on Tuesday 28th August, competently.

Not before time too - had the bailiffs primed and ready ;)

well done btw :)

UTB
 
Brilliant - i especially lolled at "which was fine as I fancied a Guinness anyway" :D
 



Did you not crucify the unbelievers along the routes out of Chorley who supported other teams from the evil side like Man Utd ,Man City or god forbid Bolton Wanderers ?
 
Chorley has the biggest Mormon church outside of Utah. Other than that I am at a loss to think of anything noteworthy about the place.
 
Just quietly, there is no post-Couttsian era, merely a hiatus.

Other than that, another top notch read. Thanks as always. :D
 
bladeinbolton said:
Chorley has the biggest Mormon church outside of Utah. Other than that I am at a loss to think of anything noteworthy about the place.
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That reminds me of something that happened last year. I do a bit of voluntary work at The Barlow in Edgworth and we had a wedding reception booking and I was helping the soon to be happy couple with the set up. We knew that quite a few guests were travelling from Ireland and the bar manager had stocked accordingly.

In conversation, I asked the couple where they were getting married and it was at the Mormon Church in Chorley, which meant a very substantial overstocking of the bar. The day after the wedding, the A board outside The Barlow read “Bank Top Flat Cap, £1 a pint” :-)
 
leichhardtblade said:
Just quietly, there is no post-Couttsian era, merely a hiatus.

Other than that, another top notch read. Thanks as always. :D
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Point taken. As a member of his chuch, I should have known that. Forgive me.

AWetFlannel said:
This is such a good blog.
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Thanks. Much appreciated!

-------I know some people don't like these, but I've done an alternative commentary from the game too-----
 
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