Anyone for a new job?

[BusheyBlade]

Surely one for Bergen Blade!

Courtesy of thevideoanalyst.com/jobs/.

I know the deadline for applications has passed, but there's nothing wrong with a late application. Having said that, it's part-time and voluntary, so not necessarily worth moving for...

 

[Balham]

I particularly like how applicants for the Scunthorpe job have been asked to send CVs to a Hotmail email address.

 

[BusheyBlade]

I particularly like how applicants for the Scunthorpe job have been asked to send CVs to a Hotmail email address.

Yes, that did make me laugh!

 

[Bergen Blade]

I wouldn't be qualified, but good to see United are taking this part of the game seriously. It would also be interesting if the guy who got the job shared some of the results from his analyses.

 

[metalblade]

LOL I don't think you need a Masters in Sports Science to determine we are shit.

 

[Kenilworth]

LOL I don't think you need a Masters in Sports Science to determine we are shit.

Ah, yes - but there are sliding scales for degrees of shit and levels of shitness.
If you cannot measure it you cannot manage it and not being able to manage your shit is a state of affairs to which only those that are incontinent can attest. Similarly, you cannot polish a turd, especially if you are cack handed, but by close measurement you can at least acknowledge the size and scale of the motion in an attempt to flush said excrement from your sight. In a land of bobbar the chap with the paper and the brush is king. It appears we are working in a paperless environment (no fax machine is a clear indication of that) and the only brushes we appear to have are for realigning substances beneath the rolls of grip secured underfoot materials.

These details have now been logged and diarrhised in an attempt to get to the bottom of the problem and as is turdition they have been dumped on poop deck number 2.

Must go now - touching cloth, I fear.

Just the job

 

[mekkyblade]

Way too much time on your hands ;-)

 

[Danneh]

What's worse is the fact we can't even spell independently right on a job advert..

 

[Pinchy]

What's worse is the fact we can't even spell independently right on a job advert..

Incorrect. The successful applicant will be required to work without his or her minor children, elderly parents or disabled relatives.

 

[Pinchy]

LOL I don't think you need a Masters in Sports Science to determine we are shit.

No, but some ostensibly highly-qualified people have ensured that we are. One of them was pretending to know what he was talking about on RS last night. It was nauseating, self-indulgent claptrap, and he's delivering more of the same on Saturday.

As the legendary Father Jack Hackett once said: "That Gobshite again! Is he never off the air?"

Feck!