Pirate petes is, like all of the former crab industries idea, a figment of my imagination.
Mablethorpe is one of my favourite places. I didn't always have the greatest Time of it as a kid, but family holidays there were always fantastic. I love the place.
There are a couple of crazy golf courses up.on the front. One is indeed pirate based, but I can't remember what it is called, hence I call it pirate petes.
Saltys I'm delighted to say, very much exists, and was the chippy of choice for me and ms crab.
So there you go. The tales of the former CEO of an imaginary company, are very much imaginary.
Just that they hopefully sound more amusing than the bald truth of a broken middle aged man who is missing his ms crab just a little too much.
But there you go, life eh.......