A song

[Barney]

Don't know if many song threads have been posted recently but I've got one

John Fleck wherever he may be.
His hair's a deep shade of burgundy.
He's always gonna run.
He's always gonna foul.
That's why we love him, he's not an owl.

 

[Ricky]

Booooooooooooo

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don't know if many song threads have been posted recently but I've got one

John Fleck wherever he may be.
His hair's a deep shade of burgundy.
He's always gonna run.
He's always gonna foul.
That's why we love him, he's not an owl.

Tsk. Another song about the Pigs.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

He's just a shit Nick Montgomery.

 

[BigBed]

There seems to be a lot of "blades fans" on here that are obsessed with the south Barnsley lot!??!?? Hmmmmmmmm.........

 

[boo radley]

Booooooooooooo

Yes?

 

[Trigger Blade]

Don't know if many song threads have been posted recently but I've got one

John Fleck wherever he may be.
His hair's a deep shade of burgundy.
He's always gonna run.
He's always gonna foul.
That's why we love him, he's not an owl.

Sorry, wrong section, that should be in Entertainment Chat, Terrible Song Lyrics

 

[coaxingstar71]

Don't call us.

 

[Grizzly blade]

And I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more,
Just to see John Fleck run with the ball,
And to see John Fleck score a goal.....

You know the rest....


Or....
How about the Ryan Flynn song.....works

I wanna tell yer, I may as well der,
About a boy who does everything,
He comes from Jockland, and he's a ginger,
Johnny Fleck, Johnny Fleck, Johnny Fleck!!

Or....

Fleck, Fleck....wherever he may be,
He Drinks Irn Bru in his own country,
It could be worse, he could be an Owl
Talking shit in their council house!

Obviously stolen from Man U.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Matt bianco has been trying hard to come up with something without any luck, I would suggest you go the partnership route, you know lennon and McCartney, Elton John and bernie taupin, something like barney bianco, you never know, well we do but never mind that get in touch with him, I may even consider being manager for 50%

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I'm no lyricist and obviously neither are most on here but perhaps I can drag some inspiration out of the aspiring song writers with a suggestion. How about updating the "we aint got a barrel of money" chant, that always went down well. Tin hat on....

 

[Esablade]

Fleck is 'Fan Dabi Dozi'...Oasis music, a Warp recording

 

[flashinblade1889]

Don't know if many song threads have been posted recently but I've got one

John Fleck wherever he may be.
His hair's a deep shade of burgundy.
He's always gonna run.
He's always gonna foul.
That's why we love him, he's not an owl.

Weer da eeerd dis pal???

 

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

I'm no lyricist and obviously neither are most on here but perhaps I can drag some inspiration out of the aspiring song writers with a suggestion. How about updating the "we aint got a barrel of money" chant, that always went down well. Tin hat on....

Think it could work with Jack O'Connell tbf....

 

[knowsnowt]

No.

 

[Barney]

Weer da eeerd dis pal???

Fun fact: I am the originator of that joke.

 

[CarlingBlade]

the Mrs Robinson Song, previous Colin Addison and more recently Shred (Dave Spencer).

I know he's not a Blades hero but if he scores the goal that gets us promotion he'll deserve a:

Here's to you CAOLAN LAVERY
United love you more than you will know
Wooooo oooooooowwwwww

 

[Angef1Blade]

I reckon the old -"Oh Steven Quinn you are the love of my life" could be re-hashed for Lavery, changing the last line to ... We hate blue n white too

 

[CarlingBlade]

I reckon the old -"Oh Steven Quinn you are the love of my life" could be re-hashed for Lavery, changing the last line to ... We hate blue n white too

Ohhh CAOLAN LAVERY,
you are the love of my life,
Ohhh CAOLAN LAVERY,
I'd let you shag my wife,
Ohhh CAOLAN LAVERY,
We hate blue & white too.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Nope, I get so far but every time I get to promotion comes soon I cant replace Eddie Colquhoun, perhaps that song should be respected for that United team. Having said that whats with today's version of the politically correct and sanitized version of Shoreham boys we are here, why bother, lets get new chants for the family club that we are. "The referee is quite awful" and "your going to get your... pints in Wetherspoons" mind you I suppose "you'll never take the Shoreham" has no offense to anyone, I miss the old days to a certain extent.

 

[AbacaBlade]

Howdo there,
New poster, long time lurker here, so don't skin me alive. Thanks to Barney I knocked this one together, hope you like it.

John Fleck, what player is he,
we got him on a free from Coventry,
and those sisu fools forever fools will be.
cos they're going down to the National league.

Couldn't scan league two, but seeing how sisu do business?!

 

[SteveBlade]

 

[Pierre's PC]

Fun fact: I am the originator of that joke.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I'm no lyricist and obviously neither are most on here...

Spot on mate, have a like

 

[Rodley]

Don't know if many song threads have been posted recently but I've got one

John Fleck wherever he may be.
His hair's a deep shade of burgundy.
He's always gonna run.
He's always gonna foul.
That's why we love him, he's not an owl.

Flounce flounce wherever you may be?

 

[ForgeBlade]

We need a song about Fleck...he's been utterly majestic at times, but please no mention of the filth from S6.

 

[RammyBlade]

Ohhh CAOLAN LAVERY,
you are the love of my life,
Ohhh CAOLAN LAVERY,
I'd let you shag my wife,
Ohhh CAOLAN LAVERY,
We hate blue & white too.

Yes I give it a "foive" !

 

[RammyBlade]

Howdo there,
New poster, long time lurker here, so don't skin me alive. Thanks to Barney I knocked this one together, hope you like it.

John Fleck, what player is he,
we got him on a free from Coventry,
and those sisu fools forever fools will be.
cos they're going down to the National league.

Couldn't scan league two, but seeing how sisu do business?!

Good one and welcome to the board
you could put "sisu fools whatever will they do"
Cos they're going down to division two !

 

[Blade82]

Fleck & deck ... sorry that's all I've got