A song

[ucandomagic]

I'm no lyricist and obviously neither are most on here but perhaps I can drag some inspiration out of the aspiring song writers with a suggestion. How about updating the "we aint got a barrel of money" chant, that always went down well. Tin hat on....

We ain't got a barrel of money
But who needs Woody and Currie
We've got Tufty and Knill
And 30 goal Bill
United

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

We ain't got a barrel of money
But who needs Woody and Currie
We've got Tufty and Knill
And 30 goal Bill
United

You have cracked it mate, nice one, I like it.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

We need a song about Fleck...he's been utterly majestic at times, but please no mention of the filth from S6.

To the tune of "Flash" by Queen:-

Fleck, a-ah, he plays like a miracle
Fleck, a-ah, king of the impossible

Blade like everyone of us
Wins for everyone of us
We'll give him a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, he's the mighty Fleck
Fleck, a-ah, he's a midfield genius

 

[Billyblade]

 

[I should coco]

Fleck, Fleck....wherever he may be,
He Drinks Irn Bru in his own country,
It could be worse, he could be an Owl
Talking shit in their council house!

I got it!

Fleck,Fleck wherever you might be
You drink Ironbru in your country
Should've cost millions but you came for free
From those stupid TWATS at Coventry

All rights reserved, ISC publishing, no unauthorised reproduction etc etc etc.....

 

[Grizzly blade]

I got it!

Fleck,Fleck wherever you might be
You drink Ironbru in your country
Should've cost millions but you came for free
From those stupid TWATS at Coventry

All rights reserved, ISC publishing, no unauthorised reproduction etc etc etc.....

Think the third line needs some work....

How about,
Fleck, Fleck wherever you may be
Drinks IrnBru in his own country
He is world class, but came on a free
From the SISU lads down at Coventry.

 

[TBW57]

Rangers in the night
Your father played for Rangers in the night
You went to Coventry but they are shite
And now you are a Blade

I just can't believe the points you've got us
You should have been sent off against the Trotters
Something in my heart tells me you are a Blade

When you kick the ball
It might go in the net or anywhere at all
You're far too good for shitty teams like Coventry
Swindon and Bury
But next year we'll be playing Hull and Sunderland
A Flecky wonderland
No more trips to Peterborough
Watch out you Pigs and Middlesbrough

Rangers in the night
You're much too good for Rangers in the night
You went to Coventry but they are shite
And now you are a Blade

 

[YorkBlade]

Sing something simple...you know the rest.

 

[Dec]

For when he becomes a scapegoat next season...

Now then James Hanson
I see your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer
It's one that heads and jumps around
Remember scoring against The Dons
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And The Blades were up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on

 

[Angef1Blade]

A few fans to the right of me at Oxford tried a few times to get the John Fleck song going - think it might have been mooted on here before so apologies if so. Admittedly it's kinda nicked off Manu Ure but it's half-decent all the same............

Johnny Fleck he is a blade
He is our Scottish hero
On a free from Coventry
He cost us fuckin' zero
5ft 6 and hard as fuck, he gets the Blades excited
Shove yer W-------y up yer arse
Cos we re Sheff United

 

[Foxy]

A few fans to the right of me at Oxford tried a few times to get the John Fleck song going - think it might have been mooted on here before so apologies if so. Admittedly it's kinda nicked off Manu Ure but it's half-decent all the same............

Johnny Fleck he is a blade
He is our Scottish hero
On a free from Coventry
He cost us fuckin' zero
5ft 6 and hard as fuck, he gets the Blades excited
Shove yer W-------y up yer arse
Cos we re Sheff United

Yeah, they were about 8 rows in front of me, had a decent effort at it.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Flounce flounce wherever you may be?

Vietnam ?

 

[ucandomagic]

A few fans to the right of me at Oxford tried a few times to get the John Fleck song going - think it might have been mooted on here before so apologies if so. Admittedly it's kinda nicked off Manu Ure but it's half-decent all the same............

Johnny Fleck he is a blade
He is our Scottish hero
On a free from Coventry
He cost us fuckin' zero
5ft 6 and hard as fuck, he gets the Blades excited
Shove yer W-------y up yer arse
Cos we re Sheff United

Tune?

 

[Angef1Blade]

Tune?

Err not sure what the correct title is - might be 'Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni (cant vouch for correct lyrics either haha)

 

[ucandomagic]

Err not sure what the correct title is - might be 'Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni (cant vouch for correct lyrics either haha)

That works!

UTB

 

[Northyorksblade]

Err not sure what the correct title is - might be 'Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni (cant vouch for correct lyrics either haha)

Aaaah, now I get it. Yes, that could catch on.