A song for Duffy

[Damski]

Now that poor old Couttsy is sidelined for the forseeable future, I think it would be a good idea to re-purpose his song for everyone's favourite blonde-haired attacking midfielder:

"Whoah-oh, his second name is Duffy
Whoah-oh, he scored against the Wendies
Whoah-oh, he shut them up on Bouncing Day"

OR

"They're never gonna bounce again"

 

[Ricky]

blonde-haired

That's generous.

He's a ginger genius, a bit like that guy who used to play for Man United.

 

[blade too long]

"They're never gonna bounce again"

their trotter feet aint got no rythym

some one else do the next line

guide to lyrics
I am never going to dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it is easy to pretend
I know your not a fool

Should have known better than to cheat a friend
and waste this chance that I have been given
so I am never going to dance again
the way I danced with you

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Yes you've spent your millions
Yes you're in La Liga
Said you're something special
You can't handle Duff
You can't handle Duff

(ABC, 'Tears are not enough')

 

[raul]

their trotter feet aint got no rythym

some one else do the next line

guide to lyrics
I am never going to dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it is easy to pretend
I know your not a fool

Should have known better than to cheat a friend
and waste this chance that I have been given
so I am never going to dance again
the way I danced with you

How come there's no Forum Footy thread Yet?

 

[Hartley Hare]

Don't call us, we will call you......

HH

 

[CarlMcBlade]

If only Duff had chosen Wales like Brooks has.
We could have had Duff-The-Magic-Dragon

 

[blade too long]

Their never going to bounce again
trotter feet have got no rhythm
thought they could defend
Jack Hunt is a fool

forestieri knows better than to cheat a ref
Rhodes wasted a pen chance that hed been given
so they are never going to bounce again
after Duffy danced round you

 

[ucandomagic]

As suggested before

All we need is Duff
Nanananana
All we need is Duff
Nanananana
All we need is Duff Duff
Duffy’s all we need

Can’t beat the Beatles - everybody knows the songs.

Magic Days

 

[Tommoblade66]

The latter I think

 

[Tommoblade66]

their trotter feet aint got no rythym

some one else do the next line

guide to lyrics
I am never going to dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it is easy to pretend
I know your not a fool

Should have known better than to cheat a friend
and waste this chance that I have been given
so I am never going to dance again
the way I danced with you

See I was thinking Rick Astley, never gonna give you up

 

[Tommoblade66]

But I'm crap at songs

 

[Ricky]

That's generous.

He's a ginger genius, a bit like that guy who used to play for Man United.

From The Star...

“He’s an intelligent footballer,” Wilder added. “When you speak to players and talk through games, he listens and he comes back with something. That doesn’t always happen, trust me. When we are talking about different aspects and trying to improve technical and tactical parts, he’s a listener and a learner. Duff is very studious about the game, someone who analyses it and likes talking about it.”


Nailed on future manager, if he wants to be.

 

[stringer]

As suggested before

All we need is Duff
Nanananana
All we need is Duff
Nanananana
All we need is Duff Duff
Duffy’s all we need

Can’t beat the Beatles - everybody knows the songs.

Magic Days

Love that!