A message to the prince and bettis

[Keen Blade]

People would rather us sign literally anyone rather than no-one

Can't they remember what's happened with bad signings in previous windows ?
Slav is not about to bring in any old rubbish just for a headline in a newspaper that is tomorrow's fish & chip paper

 

[Keen Blade]

Well that’s good seeing as he spent £120m+.

And Brewster's Millions !

 

[Keen Blade]

Though he earned around 400 million for the club.

A lot of which went on player's wages and keeping us afloat in the pandemic and then keeping season tickets as cheap as chips

 

[Keen Blade]

If Rammers+Berge stay and we add Davies+Elliott on loan then we're basically activating a cheat mode on the league this season.

In theory , but watch out for dem Football Gods fucking us up , don't get overconfident , our players need to work very hard for a long season + the big question is whether they can be motivated by Boris the Blade - although if I were them I would be shit-scared he's gonna shoot me with one of his many firearms

 

[CarlMcBlade]

The only consolation is we won’t make anymore wank signings, if we don’t sign anyone.

 

[haich1889]

2 weeks before the season and no players signed get a move on it doesn’t matter who it is just sign someone

Surely we can find a £24 million Liverpool striker going spare ffs

 

[diode_blade]

i've heard we put a bid in for banannan, deal fell through though as we couldn't afford the toupee's
as the saying goes
"hair today gone tomorrow"

 

[JJ Sefton]

2 weeks before the season and no players signed get a move on it doesn’t matter who it is just sign someone

Russell Grant isn’t up to owt between panto seasons, gerrimin.