A call to arms!

[Ollessendro]

I call a protest for tomorrow at midday in the car park tomorrow at Bramall Lane to oppose another pig joining the Sheffield United management team. Yes, piggy Dingle Barlow is not welcome and will be met with hostility. I, and my band of hoof loving numpty crusaders, will be there tomorrow to greet Frank Barlow and tell him he is not wanted. Will you join me comrades?

Barlow was coach at the Dingles before he disgracefully went South to Hillsborough. He spent 7 years on the books as a coach there. He even went back after a brief spell at Birmingham. Such did he miss pork that he went back to Sheffield Wednesday as an assistant manager.

Barlow is worse than those turncoats Quinn/Bromby/Geary, Dooley and Porterfield. Piggy Barlow was a Blades player and then joined the pigs. This is a sin beyond all sins. He was coaching Wednesday through some of their best years. Now he wants to come back. No thanks!

Do I care about his impressive CV, good reputation in the game, extensive coaching and management experience and the fact he has worked with Wilson before? Absolutely not! ‘Once a pig, always a pig’. His dirty hands will always smell of bacon and today I am a muslim.

The icing on the cake is that he had Ken Barlow as a son. Anyone who raises such a wet, pathetic, boring and inept man deserves giving shit. It is bad enough that he is a pig, but brining up Ken Barlow is not acceptable. Disgraceful.

I intend to be in the car park tomorrow letting McCabe know (anyone know if he is in Belgium?) that this is one step (or maybe two steps after appointing Piggy Wilson) too far. Aux armes!

 

[axel smeets]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[borbokis]

The icing on the cake is that he had Ken Barlow as a son. Anyone who raises such a wet, pathetic, boring and inept man deserves giving shit. It is bad enough that he is a pig, but brining up Ken Barlow is not acceptable. Disgraceful.

This bit made me:rofl:

 

[davidpinder]

My dad did a bit of coaching with barlow back in the day, thinks he's a bit old now. Nice job before he retires.

 

[john1968]

he also played for sheffield united

 

[sheffielder]

Ollie, please can I ask you to stop the name calling. There are boys on here who cry about name calling and this should not be encouraged.

I am registering a complaint

 

[Lid]

Havent read the opening post but I'm sure it's full of irony and humour that only really intelligent beer drinkers will understand

 

[Sean the Blade]

He's from mexborough as well, so watch your valuables

... Made me smile anyway Olle!

 

[JJ Sefton]

[video=youtube;9f-cEM1l7Ks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f-cEM1l7Ks[/video]

 

[SwissBlade]

Why would you protest against the appointment of a former pig?

Obviously our new manager is a pig, but thats not why you would protest against him.

Naturally if anyone was going to protest it would be against the Owner.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

 

[blade too long]

I might go down as I need some new shoes

 

[JJ Sefton]

[video=youtube;vYE0LOhkHh0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYE0LOhkHh0[/video]

 

[DP8789]

Former united player, united fan, new united assistant. He's more a blade than most. get him backed

 

[Mad Mick]

Bit daft really Ollie, I take it you never saw the great Blades teams of the late 60's and early 70's.
You'll be calling Eddie Colquhoun a pig next

 

[SotonBlade]

Can you all not see that Ollie is not serious....read it again

 

[blade too long]

some cant understand irony, it has to be black and white

 

[kelham blade]

When I opened this thread I naively thought it may be a positive 'call to arms', to get behind the management team and players before a ball of the new season had been kicked.

As usual I'm disappointed to see yet more negativity plaguing any reference to SUFC.

I'm aware most of it is designed to irritate and provoke controversy for personal pleasure and I'm only feeding it with this comment, but when people going to accept decisions made and, for the good of the club, get behind the people in charge and wait to see what transpires before demanding action?

 

[Deleted member 1486]

some cant understand irony, it has to be black and white

Or funny.

Message too short, so here's a picture of Olle:

 

[SwissBlade]

but when people going to accept decisions made and, for the good of the club, get behind the people in charge and wait to see what transpires before demanding action?

Actually Ollie is firmly behind Wilson (with a german cucumber in hand) if you believe what he writes

So all that Ollie is intending to do on this thread is stir up the shite again, which is fair enough, I like to bite occasionally.

 

[Trigger Blade]

some cant understand irony, it has to be black and white

Olle's said before he's more of a satirist.....

 

[blade too long]

with a soupçon of sardonicism , and a hint of raillery

 

[Ollessendro]

with a soupçon of sardonicism , and a hint of raillery

I like this guy! A real KOC appreciator.

Olle's said before he's more of a satirist.....

sat·ire   /ˈsætaɪər/ Show Spelled
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–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire

Former united player, united fan, new united assistant. He's more a blade than most. get him backed

As one of my numpties hoof loving comrades in the car park said last week (live on Radio Shef) 'Once a pig, always a pig'

He's from mexborough as well, so watch your valuables

... Made me smile anyway Olle!

Raw-mish mate!?

Glad you liked it. One satirist to another!?

 

[Ollessendro]

Why would you protest against the appointment of a former pig?

Obviously our new manager is a pig, but thats not why you would protest against him.

Naturally if anyone was going to protest it would be against the Owner.

Yes Smithy, that is exactly what this joining of the 'we :heart: hoof' and Blades numty brigade were thinking. Absolutely nothing to do with Wilson being an ex pig!?

 

[JJ Sefton]

As one of my numpties hoof loving comrades in the car park said last week (live on Radio Shef) 'Once a pig, always a pig'

I thought the people in the car park were idiots who hated Wilson because he's ex Wednesday, now it turns out theyre idiots who love hoof. Methinks satire needs to be more certain what its target is.

 

[blade too long]

I dont know why theres any negativity towards direct football

If man utd or Chelsea are losing 1-0 with 3 minutes left 70 yard hoiks into the box suddenly become cultured it appears

If you cant afford 7 or 8 iniestas or zidanes ,you go with what you can afford, and if this entails rapid deployment from front to back , if it gets results who gives a monkeys

92 teams in this league and anyone that says they never used a ball with ice on it is a liar

 

[SwissBlade]

Yes Smithy, that is exactly what this joining of the 'we :heart: hoof' and Blades numty brigade were thinking. Absolutely nothing to do with Wilson being an ex pig!?

And yet I made no reference to this event.

So whats your point?

None of this means that anyone is against playing attractive football, its just oddly assumed.

 

[TheSwollengland]

Ffs are people as thick as they seem

 

[SwissBlade]

I dont know why theres any negativity towards direct football

If man utd or Chelsea are losing 1-0 with 3 minutes left 70 yard hoiks into the box suddenly become cultured it appears

If you cant afford 7 or 8 iniestas or zidanes ,you go with what you can afford, and if this entails rapid deployment from front to back , if it gets results who gives a monkeys

92 teams in this league and anyone that says they never used a ball with ice on it is a liar

Agreed - Haven't some of the most memorable game changing turn arounds often in the last minute come in the last moments of a game.

 

[MunXy]

well to be honest ollie wouldnt go anyway, unless he could run a big extension lead for his keyboard and screen.
ollie is a typical keyboard warrior general, stands at the back applauding or deriding others with stronger morals and feelings depending on which will cause the most people to reply to his inane postings, for like several others he has no clear convictions regarding anything, or should that be no convictions worth doing anything about except telling others their opinions are worthless if they oppose him or worse accusing them of drinking real ale/fake ale/love long ball football/love passing football.
his diametric stances are legendry so i can well believe he would post this.

keep up the good work ollie.

MunXy