A Blade, a Pig and a Leeds fan...

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Was at the lads footy training tonight and was chatting with 3 other dad's...

The Leeds fan said the priority for Leeds was to secure Bielsa's future, to learn the lessons from Fulham/Villa and us...

The Pig was saying they need to cut the dead wood, let Monk pick his own backroom staff and back him to turn it round...

The Blade was saying the Prince should give Wilder £100m, bring in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Joe Hart and we'll be pushing for Champions League...

Seems every club really does have them amongst their fans!

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Was at the lads footy training tonight and was chatting with 3 other dad's...

The Leeds fan said the priority for Leeds was to secure Bielsa's future, to learn the lessons from Fulham/Villa and us...

The Pig was saying they need to cut the dead wood, let Monk pick his own backroom staff and back him to turn it round...

The Blade was saying the Prince should give Wilder £100m, bring in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Joe Hart and we'll be pushing for Champions League...

Seems every club really does have them amongst their fans!

You had me there until you mentioned Joe Hart!

 

[Flumps]

A Wednesday fan with their had not in the clouds? That's the most ridiculous part of that anecdote.

Ask any Wednesday fan and they'll tell you Monk turned down pleas from C.Ronalod and L.Messi because they were too big to take on players not good enough for the club and Nuhiu offers a better advantage in the air.

All jokes aside though I'm glad we have Wilder, he seems to keep in touch with reality. I fear some fans are letting this season's successes go to their heads.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

A Wednesday fan with their had not in the clouds? That's the most ridiculous part of that anecdote.

Ask any Wednesday fan and they'll tell you Monk turned down pleas from C.Ronalod and L.Messi because they were too big to take on players not good enough for the club and Nuhiu offers a better advantage in the air.

All jokes aside though I'm glad we have Wilder, he seems to keep in touch with reality. I fear some fans are letting this season's successes go to their heads.

Unfortunately some “ fans “ have let this season go to there heads

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

You had me there until you mentioned Joe Hart!

I shit you not! The guys was as mad as a bag of angry bees!!

I'm starting to wonder which poster on here he is??

Answers on a Postcard!

 

[Hamburg Blade]

I shit you not! The guys was as mad as a bag of angry bees!!

I'm starting to wonder which poster on here he is??

Answers on a Postcard!

My suggestions were perfectly reasonable. Champions League here we come.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

My suggestions were perfectly reasonable. Champions League here we come.

To be fair though, he was delusionally positive which rules out about 95% of the negative bed wetters on here...

 

[SwissBlade]

Was at the lads footy training tonight and was chatting with 3 other dad's...

The Leeds fan said the priority for Leeds was to secure Bielsa's future, to learn the lessons from Fulham/Villa and us...

The Pig was saying they need to cut the dead wood, let Monk pick his own backroom staff and back him to turn it round...

The Blade was saying the Prince should give Wilder £100m, bring in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Joe Hart and we'll be pushing for Champions League...

Seems every club really does have them amongst their fans!

I’ve had some interesting discussions recently

Newcastle fans - 3 of them have all said that Bruce needs to go.
My take: He’s done no worse than Rafa has he? With worse conditions and late into the job

Derby fans - last night, revelling in Forest missing out on the play offs. Loving that Waghorn was tweeting about it.

My take: Waghorn has been an expensive flop and they finished below Forest!

Pig fan - monk has to go and this whole debacle with points just needs to end one way or another so that they can move on.
On Blades: He still laughs at the money we’ve spent on Berge and McBurnie... wilder has done an unbelievable job and if it wasn’t for COVID we’d have finished 4th

My take: He laughs at our expensive non goal scoring strikers and pricey signings but that’s because he wants a reaction. Sacking Monk is probably right if things at the club are right... I’m not sure Monk is operating freely. So sacking him and replacing him with someone like Cowley probably wouldn’t work either

Boro fan - Warnock is god!
My take: stick a tenner on him getting them promotion. Amazing record of turning clubs around.

 

[Tezza1889]

I’ve had some interesting discussions recently

Newcastle fans - 3 of them have all said that Bruce needs to go.
My take: He’s done no worse than Rafa has he? With worse conditions and late into the job

Derby fans - last night, revelling in Forest missing out on the play offs. Loving that Waghorn was tweeting about it.

My take: Waghorn has been an expensive flop and they finished below Forest!

Pig fan - monk has to go and this whole debacle with points just needs to end one way or another so that they can move on.
On Blades: He still laughs at the money we’ve spent on Berge and McBurnie... wilder has done an unbelievable job and if it wasn’t for COVID we’d have finished 4th

My take: He laughs at our expensive non goal scoring strikers and pricey signings but that’s because he wants a reaction. Sacking Monk is probably right if things at the club are right... I’m not sure Monk is operating freely. So sacking him and replacing him with someone like Cowley probably wouldn’t work either

Boro fan - Warnock is god!
My take: stick a tenner on him getting them promotion. Amazing record of turning clubs around.

As for the pig, remember when they said the championship would feel like "la liga" to us..... He was out with his estemation by a full division... The prem is harder than la liga, and he should be worrying about monk leading them to league one... Not about our superstars accross the city...

 

[SwissBlade]

As for the pig, remember when they said the championship would feel like "la liga" to us..... He was out with his estemation by a full division... The prem is harder than la liga, and he should be worrying about monk leading them to league one... Not about our superstars accross the city...

He’s worried about their situation, but unlike when we were in league one and they didn’t know anything about any of our players or manager, he now takes note of everything we do

 

[1973Blade]

What's the punchline?

 

[BigBed]

Was at the lads footy training tonight and was chatting with 3 other dad's...

The Leeds fan said the priority for Leeds was to secure Bielsa's future, to learn the lessons from Fulham/Villa and us...

The Pig was saying they need to cut the dead wood, let Monk pick his own backroom staff and back him to turn it round...

The Blade was saying the Prince should give Wilder £100m, bring in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Joe Hart and we'll be pushing for Champions League...

Seems every club really does have them amongst their fans!

As soon as he mentioned Joe Hart, idve kicked him in the bollocks!

 

[Houston_Blade]

Ask any Wednesday fan and they'll tell you Monk turned down pleas from C.Ronalod and L.Messi because they were too big to take on players not good enough for the club and Nuhiu offers a better advantage in the air.

This ‘Ronalod’ bloke sounds decent. Is he the pig version of the real thing like Bazzaboi10 is to Messi?

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

As soon as he mentioned Joe Hart, idve kicked him in the bollocks!

Yeah because suggesting Zlatan made much more sense!!!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Was at the lads footy training tonight and was chatting with 3 other dad's...

The Leeds fan said the priority for Leeds was to secure Bielsa's future, to learn the lessons from Fulham/Villa and us...

The Pig was saying they need to cut the dead wood, let Monk pick his own backroom staff and back him to turn it round...

The Blade was saying the Prince should give Wilder £100m, bring in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Joe Hart and we'll be pushing for Champions League...

Seems every club really does have them amongst their fans!

Were you the Blades fan Rog? Were you? Just said it to make them feel pig sick and put them in their place?

 

[Roygbiv]

Some of the players the Facebook groups are suggesting are hilarious. I blame FIFA career mode

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Were you the Blades fan Rog? Were you?

I've made some pretty bizarre comments over the years that have been spectacularly wrong (Basham won't hack it in the Championship; we should give George Long another chance) but nothing compares to this chap's lunacy!!

It's his kids I feel sorry for! Will someone please think of the children!

 

[gordoncharles]

I honestly thought that the OP was repeating that old joke. I had to read it four times to make sure I wasn't missing it.

So, can I actually do it instead using the original opening lines....

The Leeds fan said the priority for Leeds was to secure Bielsa's future, to learn the lessons from Fulham/Villa and us...
The Pig was saying they need to cut the dead wood, let Monk pick his own backroom staff and back him to turn it round...
The Blade was saying we need to push on for the league and cup double and target a Champions League win in 2021/22
The Pig said, hold on mate, that's a bit over the top isn't it?
The Blade said, well you fucking started it

 

[8lade]

Heard Jimmy Greaves tell that joke about Bassett and Atkinson the first time so when you say old it's pushing 30.