4x4 = - ??

[steve26272]

The trip wire system used around Wembley is the solution

Great solution but can’t work for all

Big modern stadiums nave the space, but John St & BL don’t have room

See also Luton, QPR, Everton etc

Announcement before game that fans can come onto the pitch once opposition & officials are off pitch 3 games behind closed doors punishment and banned for life anyone caught

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

In all seriousness, raising the height of advertising hoardings makes sense and increases the potential advertising revenue.

Bad idea , that means to photographers and tv crew would have to sit higher up to see over the advertising boards, who suffers then? The paying public

 

[FriethBlade]

Police dogs, a £1000 fine or 6 months inside and a life ban from all football matches would.solve it instantly

 

[Big Hitter]

Anybody and everybody encroaching on to the pitch, to receive an immediate 12 month jail sentence. Problem pretty much solved.

Just mean building 4 more jails.

 

[robbiez666]

Bad idea , that means to photographers and tv crew would have to sit higher up to see over the advertising boards, who suffers then? The paying public

we could provide them with glory holes?

 

[BLADES1988]

Chariot Stewards with crossbows!

 

[BLADES1988]

Or simply threaten em with a good wash!

 

[LondonRoad]

Remind everyone that it is illegal to go on the pitch and that anyone apprehended both at the time or afterwards, will be fined and will be banned.

 

[blade67]

The trip wire system used around Wembley is the solution

In the event of a safety crisis, does that fold down flat?

I reckon a simpler (cheaper) solution might be possible if this becomes a regular problem

 

[Harry's Game]

In the event of a safety crisis, does that fold down flat?

I reckon a simpler (cheaper) solution might be possible if this becomes a regular problem

Yes a tun of a key at the end of the stand drops the wires.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Build a moat between the stands and pitch.
A drawbridge from tunnel to pitch

And fill it with sharks with frickin' laser beams... we don't have sharks.... what do we have?..... mutant seabass..... are they ill tempered?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whilst I admire your ingenuinity based around modern demographics, I don't think they are allowed to do this any more due to health and safety implications eg crush risks.

The obese are crushing people? Where will this madness end?

 

[RammyBlade]

What about turning the sprinklers on , , piss instead of water ,

Someone in the papers suggested turning on the sprinklers - water though not piss ! I like it

 

[RammyBlade]

Great solution but can’t work for all

Big modern stadiums nave the space, but John St & BL don’t have room

See also Luton, QPR, Everton etc

Announcement before game that fans can come onto the pitch once opposition & officials are off pitch 3 games behind closed doors punishment and banned for life anyone caught

Thats a good start !

 

[Foody]

I've said it on another thread, to me it's simple: If there's a pitch invasion you play your next home game (or in the play offs the final) behind closed doors. Soon stop em, fans would quickly police it themselves.

 

[MunXy]

Claymore mines, automated machine gun turrets, 50,000 volt shock mats all armed as ref blows the final whistle.
On a less serious note, run like the two wire electric shock deterrent they use round sheep and livestock fields.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Build a moat between the stands and pitch.
A drawbridge from tunnel to pitch

Bit like (old) Bolton used to be?

Edit - although now having looked @ pictures on t’interweb it wasn’t as deep as I (erroneously) recall

 

[Jon Bon II]

1. Just turn on the fucking sprinklers in the first instance and watch them retreat.
2. Punish the club by having them play X number of games behind closed doors, depending on the severity of it.

That would stop the vast majority of it. It's basic common sense, it's not thermodynamics.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Is the suggestion to build a fence or twat the fuckers with it

 

[dn5 shaun]

It’s going back to fences.

100% just a matter of time.

Thanks to all the pricks that brought this on .

UTB

Not just pricks, didn't you see the 2 fat slappers on pitch kop end wi high heels on having a pop at a steward cos he told them to get em off sorry get off.

 

[reedy63]

If any cunt wants to run on the pitch grab them instant fine them of £50.announce a few times during the game. not legal to go on the pitch anyway.