“I like that song”

[ekke287]

I took my 6 year old to Everton, her second game (she’s not really into it yet but starting her early).

After the GCB she turns to me and says “I like that song!”, then asked me the lyrics.

All the walk home she was seeing fellow Blades and saying “Greasy chip Butty” and “Good pinch of snuff!” to anyone who’d listen.

This is what being a Blade to me is all about, I went to the games as a kid with my dad and granddad, and now I take mine.

Anyway, enough with the eye watering bollocks, what’s your favourite Blades song / chant?

GCB all day for me.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

First 2 lines of Shoreham boys…

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Mine was stand up if you hate Wednesday until I lost my legs in a car accident

 

[Blade56]

The referee is a w@nker

 

[DaddyDozy]

We are the bladesmen always sounds great on TV imo

 

[Katzenjammer]

"No Pig fans in town" has a poetic quality that no other song in the canon has.

Also, "My Old Man", which hardly anybody sings because our shit fans have no knowledge of, or respect for, the club's heritage and traditions.

 

[Cassius Kray]

Also, "My Old Man", which hardly anybody sings because our shit fans have no knowledge of, or respect for, the club's heritage and traditions.

Or alternatively because it's just not very good.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I like any to the tune of 'Sloop John B', '7 Nation Army', that one about wanting to go home, 'football in a library' and when oppo keepers take goal kicks and everyone shouts 'you shit bastard aaaahhhhh'.

This kind of originality and top bantz is what football was made for.

 

[Hallam Blade]

If not a favourite the earliest chant i can remember is

'Alan Cork, Alan Cork, Alan Alan Cork. He's got no hair but we don't care, Alan Alan Cork'

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

I believe that one of the most heard chants this season...

"Sheffield Wednesday's F**ked It Up Again...."

Simple in it's meaning, laughing at the neighbours because they're not very good at football.
The Family Stand should start off this song, especially with the five/six/seven year olds the loudest!!

 

[Katzenjammer]

Or alternatively because it's just not very good.

It's several orders of magnitude better than the same tired crap that does the rounds on the average Saturday.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

If not a favourite the earliest chant i can remember is

'Alan Cork, Alan Cork, Alan Alan Cork. He's got no hair but we don't care, Alan Alan Cork'

Same era as Ooh Ahh Bob Bookah, say ooh ahh Bob Bookaah

 

[coolasanidiot]

Not really a song and very very rarely hear it now but as a kid I always loved

'Attack'

'Attack'

'Attack Attack Attack'

And the players always seemed to give it a go..

 

[ekke287]

"No Pig fans in town" has a poetic quality that no other song in the canon has.

Also, "My Old Man", which hardly anybody sings because our shit fans have no knowledge of, or respect for, the club's heritage and traditions.

No knowledge of traditions in a thread where I mention taking my daughter because my dad took me

Not really a song and very very rarely hear it now but as a kid I always loved

'Attack'

'Attack'

'Attack Attack Attack'

And the players always seemed to give it a go..

Heard this in The Abbey pub watching us play Hull at Wembley. By this point it was end to end and we were chasing the game, most of the pub already pissed up.

We go forward - “Attack! Attack! Attack!”

Hull take the ball - “Defend! Defend! Defend!”

 

[Katzenjammer]

No knowledge of traditions in a thread where I mention taking my daughter because my dad took me



Heard this in The Abbey pub watching us play Hull at Wembley. By this point it was end to end and we were chasing the game, most of the pub already pissed up.

We go forward - “Attack! Attack! Attack!”

Hull take the ball - “Defend! Defend! Defend!”

That wasn't aimed at you, it's just a general observation.

 

[Blade&Snuff]

Nick Montgomery song, the one line "he's got a touch like a rapist"

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

I go back to iiKLA MOOR BAht'at..,

That brings back some great memories for me .......

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Weren't their a song like "sing something simple you simple twats" or have I made that up if it was a song definitely that is my favourite

 

[Nick Jansky]

"No Pig fans in town" has a poetic quality that no other song in the canon has.

Also, "My Old Man", which hardly anybody sings because our shit fans have no knowledge of, or respect for, the club's heritage and traditions.

I still sing both of those to myself all the time.

“My Old Man” is particularly good sung in operatic style with the word “cuuuuuunt” drawn out for dramatic effect.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

"The Blades are going up". Probably next get to hear this sometime around April 2025.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

I always liked the slow version of I can't help falling in love with you. Social media attention spans sped it up though

 

[mattbianco1]

what’s your favourite Blades song / chant?

Glory Glory Sheff United.

 

[BalticBlade]

We played Wednesday at Hillsborough during the foot and mouth disease crisis of 2001.

A brilliant song was born that day, but have never heard it since...

Don't go to Hillsborough, 'cos you'll get foot and mouth!
Don't go to Hillsborough, 'cos you'll get foot and mouth!
Just like a pig that's standing by the slaughterhouse
Yooooouuuuuu'll get foot and mouth!

 

[LBA_Blade]

He's Fat
He's Round
He cost a million pounds
Shipperley Shipperley

 

[Boxer Blade]

Who the fuck
Who the fuck
Who the fuckin ell are you

 

[Brian Deane]

He's Fat
He's Round
He cost a million pounds
Shipperley Shipperley

That reminds me of the
He's fat
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Sammy Lee
Sammy Lee

Also fitting for any other fat cunt on the opposition side.
UTB

 

[Jon Bon II]

I liked the taunts of 'Gypo! Gypo! Gypo!' and 'Where's your caravan, where's your caravan?' to any opposition player sporting long hair. Even when I had long hair myself, I joined in with gusto. I suppose the long haired me would be expected to be offended by such good natured ribbing in today's sanitised world.

 

[Gin&Juice]

I liked the taunts of 'Gypo! Gypo! Gypo!' and 'Where's your caravan, where's your caravan?' to any opposition player sporting long hair. Even when I had long hair myself, I joined in with gusto. I suppose the long haired me would be expected to be offended by such good natured ribbing in today's sanitised world.

Last time I heard that was to Shaun Derry when he rocked up with Leeds.

 

[Bayingblade]

You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in/You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance.

Happy days!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Last time I heard that was to Shaun Derry when he rocked up with Leeds.

I'm sure Robbie Savage got a barrage of it when he rocked up with Leicester, probably around the same time. Typical Savage, took it well and had a laugh about it. Good lad.