Song for Jordan Ayew

[Blade In Flame]

"A-EEEE-YEEEWWWW!!!"

To be screamed at the top of your lungs, preferably with a slight lisp.

 

[Rufus T. Firefly]

To the tune of Duchess (The Stranglers)
Jordan Ayew..
Wanted by few..
Score a goal or two..
Jordan Ayew..
Now that we pay you..
Hope you're not Jordan Slew..
Jordan Slew...

 

[DifferentClass]

Jord Ayew Ayew
He'll score us a goal or two
He's better than Vardy too
Jord Ayew Ayew...

 

[Gin&Juice]

Cynicism killed the Wilder Star

Ayew Ayew

 

[Gin&Juice]

Ayewwwwwwww

When i’m defending a flat back four

Ayewwwwwwww

When the opposition score

 

[Gavlar]

And he will miss 500 chances and he will miss 500 more…….

 

[Blade56]

To the Olay Olay Olay òooooolay

 

[Billyblade]

To the tune of summat
Jordan's a Striker, Ayew fucking kidding?
Jordan's our saviour, Ayew fucking kidding?
Jordan's the last one in, Ayew fucking kidding?
Takes us to the Premier League, Ayew fucking kidding?

You get the drift

 

[Gin&Juice]

Ayew, meet the Ayews
Their the Ghanaian goal scoring family
Like the Maldini’s
But not that level of pedigree
More like the Sodje’s
Their form is pretty patchy

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ghana make you an offer you can’t refuse

 

[Rufus T. Firefly]

And he will miss 500 chances and he will miss 500 more…….

He won't get 500 chances

 

[CrookesBlade]

Ayew ready?

Ayew ready?

Ayew ready?

Ayew ready for the time of your life, time to stand up and fight, it’s all right, all right.

 

[dexter101]

Ayew Hee
Ayew Hooo
Ayew Haaa
Jordan Ayew



heard it here first...

 

[BladeByChoice]

"A-EEEE-YEEEWWWW!!!"

To be screamed at the top of your lungs, preferably with a slight lisp.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm 1980s Toyah - better than my wife.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Ayeeeeeeew
Bladesmen of Shoreham
Ayeeeeeeew

 

[John Cutsbushes]

To the tune of Karma Chameleon
Culture Culture Culture etc carrier
Jordan Ayew Jordan Ayew

 

[BladesNo9]

No tune, but as in the David Beckham-Stella Artois ad,..

Ayewwwwwwwwwww,...
Gonna score one for me!

 

[Pintor75]

To Another Brick in the wall :

We don't need no pacey striker
We don't need no midfield control
No flying wingers on the outside
No one playing the Hamer role
Hey, Wilder leave the team alone
All in all it's just another oldie up front
All in all he's just another oldie up front!

 

[SwissBlade]

Close the thread. There’s only one:

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Ayew

 

[bladesmanluke]

Who Ayew!?
Who Ayew!?
Who Ayew!?

 

[54yrblade]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm 1980s Toyah - better than my wife.

Current Toyah is rather interesting too

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Close the thread. There’s only one:

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Ayew

I was coming on here to say just that!

Always getting SwissBlade sloppy seconds, if it's not with songs it's with busty Eastern European birds who are half full of SwissBlade lumpy Ready Brek!

 

[SwissBlade]

I was coming on here to say just that!

Always getting SwissBlade sloppy seconds, if it's not with songs it's with busty Eastern European birds who are half full of SwissBlade lumpy Ready Brek!

Some would welcome that
And yet you complain.

 

[Varkanoid]

Ayewwwwwwww

When i’m defending the back four

Ayewwwwwwww

When the opposition score

Sung to Pet Shop Boys Go West.

2 more versus

Ayewwwwwwww

another score draw bore

Ayewwwwwww

gonna score you four !

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Been thinking about this long and hard since he signed and think I’ve nailed it with the Pink Panther theme.

Pretty simple so no excuses…

Ayew, Ayew
Ayew, Ayew,Ayew, Ayew, Aaaaaaaayeeeeew….
Ayew, Ayew.

Repeat.
Etc.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

A simple chant courtesy of The Who should suffice.

Ooh Ayew, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

 

[OnmiEdson]

To the tune of Duchess (The Stranglers)
Jordan Ayew..
Wanted by few..
Score a goal or two..
Jordan Ayew..
Now that we pay you..
Hope you're not Jordan Slew..
Jordan Slew...

Had to give you a like for the Guildford Stranglers…… class band , remember when they first came out…
Now I think about it …. A song for the perennial moaners on here …….

To the tune of Get a Grip…… the Stranglers

Didn't have the money round to pay the seller’s bill
Ducked and dived in Delaware and we’re hiding still….
Begged and borrowed sometimes, we misled the EFL..
The worse crime that we ever did was ignoring Ruben’s smell…

But our money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself
But our money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself
And you should know………

I’ll get me coat…..

 

[DifferentClass]

Owt to choon of "we want Wilder out"?

 

[YES Blade]

Ayeeew Ayeeew Ayew

It’s long overdue having a song with some Mongolian throat singing

 

[North Shields Blade]

Ayew Silver Lining.

We could even sing it as a pre-match anthem.

Although, to be fair, Wolves fans got there first.