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Fucking late again. Toilet and glute problems again no doubt. Here I am ripping out bathrooms with no Tufty Club ramblings. Disgraceful behaviour

This post deserves far better than it’s getting 🤣

He was actually on his knees as it went in the net. WTF? Has he won a raffle to play in goal? Playing this keeper is gifting goals to the opposition. Every game gifting goals

She once went to Beijing promoting Wednesday

So you typed it twice instead

Not wanting to go off piste but I went to Ibiza 5 years ago, the middle of May at a guess. We were having a drink in one of the bars in San Antonio near the fountain when a group of old school rockers walked in. They didn’t look very Ibiza and wondered what the crack was. “Oh we’re here for...

first and probably last

There’s only one thing for it. Columbian matching powder and midget porn

I had a go at someone on here for slating him after the Brighton game. I thought it was unfair but his performance last night was that bad it was almost Baxteresk and needed pulling at half time like Baxter. We don’t stand a chance with him in goal. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so out...

You absolute fucking tool

It’s fucking great isn’t it?!

The only year I’ve ever missed for obvious reasons. Is he being a cunt or is he being liked? 🤣

Who’s we? Don’t talk about all of us. He owes us absolutely nothing. He took us from an absolute shambles of a squad to pushing for Europe in 3 and a half years. It was a rise that I never thought I’d see in football ever again never mind being at our club. Some of the best experiences I’ve...

There should’ve been a penalty 2 minutes before that for handball.

I thought he didn't do too bad today and had a good second half

Sorry but we are utterly clueless. We have no style of play at all. Under Wilder, even when we were shit we had a style of play, an identity. I have no idea what this is at all. Get Wilder back please ASAP

I had it on the radio and went to the toilet. I came down and we scored and I was going mental, jumping round the room. There’s nothing like a last minute equaliser. It’s wasn’t the equaliser though, it was the winner, I’d missed the equaliser while at the toilet. Queue even more jumping around...

Also under Bassett too if memory serves me right. So 2 of our last 3 premier league relegations

🤣 Voting Boris was never the right thing to do. In fact all those reading this that has EVER voted blue please put me on ignore. Cunts

Serves us right for 12 minutes worth of shithousing

It is I’m afraid 🤣

He is definitely close to walking. I know for a fact. He also fears the sack as he knows the squad isn’t good enough

John Cofie played for us? He never mentioned that in the green mile. No wonder we never got any injuries

I've had the lines and I'm now on pornhub. Happens everytime ffs

It’s definitely the shirt. They came out in China 3 weeks before the official announcement last year.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I hereby give you Sheffield United’s 23/24 home kit

So the crowd chanted “one more year!” I probably agree to be fair. Although the goals have dried up a little he’s actually played well this year when called upon. People say sentimentality shouldn’t come into it. Why not? It’s football. Personally I’d like to say my goodbyes to him on the pitch...