The Official 'Neill Collins Hasn't Scored For Tampa' Thread.

[GreasyChipBeattie]

.........of what?

Hohows

 

[sitwell]

Breaking news: Neill Collins didn't score on Saturday for Tampa.

Georgi Hristov did though, I thought he was dead.

Isnt that him who went to Barnsley and said all the local lasses were ugly smelly fuckers ,or words to that effect ?

 

[cooperblade]

Isnt that him who went to Barnsley and said all the local lasses were ugly smelly fuckers ,or words to that effect ?

Yes. Mrs Cooperblade's sister was in The Sun as proof that there were some lookers in Barnsley after all (must've set myself up for a million gags with that one).

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Shouldn't that Chicken be headless as a homage To Collins?

Remember how Trigger always used to call Rodney "Dave" on Only Fools & Horses?

Seems that, to Tampa fans, their new defensive hero is known to them as "Mike"...

 

[The Crab]

Remember how Trigger always used to call Rodney "Dave" on Only Fools & Horses?

Seems that, to Tampa fans, their new defensive hero is known to them as "Mike"...

Well I guess if it doesn't work out for him, he could be the mascot at Tampa Bay Lightning. I'm sure many of us would pay good money to fire some pucks at him

 

[sitwell]

Yes. Mrs Cooperblade's sister was in The Sun as proof that there were some lookers in Barnsley after all (must've set myself up for a million gags with that one).

Brave ,very brave good job your l is 3 keys away from H

 

[Tyler Durden]

Isnt that him who went to Barnsley and said all the local lasses were ugly smelly fuckers ,or words to that effect ?

Fat arses as well I think he said. He wasn't entirely wrong.

 

[carthesis]

Isnt that him who went to Barnsley and said all the local lasses were ugly smelly fuckers ,or words to that effect ?

Different one.

There is Georgi Hristov, a Bulgarian footballer who currently plays fro Tampa Bay Rowdies - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Hristov_(footballer,_born_1985)

There is also Gjorgji Hristov, a Macedonian footballer who spent three years at Barnsley, and famously called all the lasses fat ugly piss-heads - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjorgji_Hristov and http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sport/football/45298.stm

 

[Tyler Durden]

**Update**

Neill Collins didn't score in Tampa's 1-0 home win over FC Edmonton yesterday. Some bloke called Tom Heinemann did instead.

 

[Tyler Durden]

He gave a penalty away though.

 

[Tyler Durden]

NEILL COLLINS SCORES FOR TAMPA!

 

[TJB.]

NEILL COLLINS SCORES FOR TAMPA!

GOD DAMN!! SUPERB SOCCERGOAL!! THAT DUDE SURE DOES HEAD GOOD!!

 

[Snowman]

GOD DAMN!! SUPERB SOCCERGOAL!! THAT DUDE SURE DOES HEAD GOOD!!

Or is that GIVES head?

 

[shorehamview]

NEILL COLLINS SCORES FOR TAMPA!

That's a rather subdued "crowd". Sounds like ten children and a goat.

 

[Woodwardfan]

So pleased for the man, bit sorry for the O.P. though, sort of looks a bit dafter now.

 

[Tyler Durden]

GOD DAMN!! SUPERB SOCCERGOAL!! THAT DUDE SURE DOES HEAD GOOD!!

"Awesome Tom, he came out of nowhere to lead the offense in the fourth quarter and give the Rowdies a one-zero score advantage!"

 

[Tyler Durden]

So pleased for the man, bit sorry for the O.P. though, sort of looks a bit dafter now.

I'd be lying if I said it didn't sting a bit

 

[TJB.]

Or is that GIVES head?

He must have been noshing someone to stay at the club as long as he did.

 

[Russ]

Even the opposition defender celebrated this momentous occasion!

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Clearly won over by the ambition shown by the Rowdies in signing Collins, it appears that Joe Cole will be joining him imminently.

http://www.theguardian.com/football...n-tampa-bay-rowdies-coventry?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"I'm sure they're all going crazy in the locker room, Phippsy."

"You're not gonna see a finer player in the center of the home-defence Hank,
Coach Collins sure has brought some of that winning mentality he had whilst playing back in England for the
Blades of Sheffield, all down to Coach Clough who travelled with the Sheffield Blades down to London Wembley for a
SE-MY-FINE-AL, losing 3 to 5 against the Tigers Of City Hull"

"You sure do know your soccer Phippsy..."

we'll be right back, after a word from our sponsors."

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Cole signs for Tampa.
Collins has his Prom date....

Saturday, what a day
Groovin' all week with Joe....

 

[nopigfansintown]

He rose unlike a (Connor) Sammon

 

[Bladesman]

"Awesome Tom, he came out of nowhere to lead the offense in the fourth quarter and give the Rowdies a one-zero score advantage!"

 

[COME BACK CHED]

He rose unlike a (Connor) Sammon

Give over Sammon can not get away from the ball quick enough , it might hurt the great useless piece of .....................................................................you fill in the rest .

 

[Blade82]

Cole will be getting an earful off Collins then and after an Collins mistake probably

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Cole will be getting an earful off Collins then and after an Collins mistake probably

The level and quality must be getting better if Joe Cole is joining a second tier team as Tampa , unless he just wants to live in Florida.

The Cole hype of model professional etc didn't do Coventry much good , a bit like us with model professional Hammond. It would be nice to see Hammond get a contract at Tampa next season , or any other club , if so best wishes .

UTB

 

[Blade82]

The level and quality must be getting better if Joe Cole is joining a second tier team as Tampa , unless he just wants to live in Florida.

The Cole hype of model professional etc didn't do Coventry much good , a bit like us with model professional Hammond. It would be nice to see Hammond get a contract at Tampa next season , or any other club , if so best wishes .

UTB

The wages must be getting better not sure about the quality.