Hammond is the answer

[GreasyChipBeattie]

This type of free scoring midfielder is just what we need.
Well done Hammo, keep this run going.

 

[PeteBlade]

What was the question again?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

What was the question again?

Presumably what's the worst that can happen

 

[Foxy]

We've got Hammond... We've got Dean Hammond... I just don't think you understand... He's Nigel Adkins man, He's better than Zidane, we've got, we've got Dean Hammond.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

What was the question again?

Look Pete, it's half time, were not losing and I've had rather a lot of wine.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

We've got Hammond... We've got Dean Hammond... I just don't think you understand... He's Nigel Adkins man, He's better than Zidane, we've got, we've got Dean Hammond.

How many pints have you boys managed to squeeze in down there?

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

We've got Hammond... We've got Dean Hammond... I just don't think you understand... He's Nigel Adkins man, He's better than Zidane, we've got, we've got Dean Hammond.

Fans been brilliant.



One woman just went down the front to shout abuse at Sky into the effects microphone in the back of the net. Resourceful.

 

[Foxy]

How many pints have you boys managed to squeeze in down there?

Not enough yet... But think we're having a few with the Sky Sports gantry after

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

They've obviously seen that they were 3 against 5 at the back and thought 'f**k it, one of them's Hammond' three should be plenty!!
COYRAWWizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaards!!!!

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Billy "i need 3 open goals to score 1" Sharp strikes again. Phucks ache man.

 

[robbiez666]

Hammond gives the ball away and they score. deja vu

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Billy "i need 3 open goals to score 1" Sharp strikes again. Phucks ache man.

Meanwhile the keystone kops manfully fail to defend again against bang average opposition.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

And there it is. Can't score sitters, can't stop anything. Powder puff centre. So bloody frustrating.

 

[shrubbery]

Lets see Adkins defend Hammond against that suicide pass across the back. What a twat.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

Scored one open header, just to lose the ball in a dangerous place and concede....

 

[RossyTheBlade94]

Their lad Jack Payne is running rings around our clowns, soon out of contract as well. But we'll probably just sign Hammond instead an pay a sh*t load more. Joke

 

[shrubbery]

How about Done tries to actually put in one cross from the left that doesn't daisy cut its way straight into the keepers hands?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fans been brilliant.



One woman just went down the front to shout abuse at Sky into the effects microphone in the back of the net. Resourceful.

I heard it. She said you were a dick.

 

[Blade58]

Sammon...................nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I can hear NA clearing his throat, ready to trot out the same cliched phrases...
So fucking depressing.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

This is dire now. No fight, no heart. Feck off Adkins.

"Connor Sammon is perpetual motion"

Yeah, i've had a few motions like that myself. Seem to never end.

 

[Blade58]

Adams free kick...........wtf was that?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

To be fair Southend are a top side. We should be pleased with a narrow margin really. Unrealistic expectations from our entitled fan base.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Just had £10 on us at 100/1. The comeback starts here!

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Woolford...Super sub!

 

[Blade58]

lot of them aren't worth a wank

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Bullshit defending again. Jack Payne looks like Messi.

 

[shrubbery]

How the fuck have we ended up with Done as the last one back? He's nowhere near a defender for Christs sake.

 

[Barry Blunt]

Bullshit defending again. Jack Payne looks like Messi.

There's nothing like good, young hungry players. Cheaper too.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

All stood at the halfway line having a wank.