Don't Suffer Alone!
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Let your nearest and dearest experience the delusions of mediocrity, let them see why you go home perplexed after visiting S2's most famous landmark, the lows of the Bladeacoaster, never reached any higher than playoff material, teach them the words of John Denver, the OAP on the South Stand effing and jeffing at whichever player doesn't boot it for'ad... the marvellous culinary experience of queueing for a pie, only to get to the front and it's a KitKat and a FruitShoot for the price of a day's wage.. The comedy roadshow of Shoes Off (The Sequel) and not forgetting, the velvet voice himself, the MC of the BBC..... playing the latest cutting edge tunes you will no doubt hear at Maggie Mays...
Don't be selfish .
Bring along the next generation of malcontents, reprobates, kitchen utensil destroyers, Cheddites, "it wer better in my day" Bladesmen...
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